Sooo sweet. I was looking for one to put into a surprise recipe book for my mom's birthday! :D 8.The Dishes Are Done By Ronald Doe Published by Family Friend Poems January 2009 with permission of the Author. Funny Poem About A Nagging Wife ...
How Was the Thanksgiving Turkey for You? We had grandma for Thanksgiving dinner. Really? We had turkey. Turkey Gobble The turkey is a funny bird Its head goes bobble-bobble; And all he knows is just one word… And that is GOBBLE-GOBBLE! General Inspirational and Amusing Sayings The Const...
One year I got a bike for my birthday. So I went peddling off down the road and knocked an old lady down.‘Can’t you ring your bell?’ She said. ‘I can ring my bell,’ I said ‘But I can’t ride my bike’I got home from work and the wife said – I’m very sorry ...
On Grandma's big screen t.v. The leaves outside are turning yellow 'Cause winter's coming to say hello. The aunts are all fussin' in the kitchen, Wait a minute, it must be Thanksgivin'! If only thanksgiving was every month
Unfortunately, there were some wonderful poems which I couldn’t include because they didn’t meet the strict haiku rhythm criteria in my Competition Rules (5 beats, 7 beats, 5 beats). I was looking for proper haiku structure; beautiful imagery; great vocabulary; excellent spelling and original...
After recipe, poems are also part of our marriage jokes. A Funny Marriage Poem: Yes, I’ll Marry You by Pam Ayres Yes, I’ll marry you, my dear,And here’s the reason why;So I can push you out of bedWhen the baby starts to cry,And if we hear a knockingAnd it’s creepy and...
After recipe, poems are also part of our marriage jokes. A Funny Marriage Poem: Yes, I’ll Marry You by Pam Ayres Yes, I’ll marry you, my dear,And here’s the reason why;So I can push you out of bedWhen the baby starts to cry,And if we hear a knockingAnd it’s creepy and...
After recipe, poems are also part of our marriage jokes. A Funny Marriage Poem: Yes, I’ll Marry You by Pam Ayres Yes, I’ll marry you, my dear,And here’s the reason why;So I can push you out of bedWhen the baby starts to cry,And if we hear a knockingAnd it’s creepy and...
After recipe, poems are also part of our marriage jokes. A Funny Marriage Poem: Yes, I’ll Marry You by Pam Ayres Yes, I’ll marry you, my dear,And here’s the reason why;So I can push you out of bedWhen the baby starts to cry,And if we hear a knockingAnd it’s creepy and...