funny messages to impress your girlfriend, boyfriend, wife, husband, or crush. This funny quote to his or her heart with sweet feelings. Try our best funny good morning texts – short and best funny images for the morning. Good Morning 1.You’re kind, wonderful, amazing, and charming....
9.“Good morning to the best boyfriend in the world who is still probably asleep because he stayed up all night playing video games!” 10. “Good morning, sweetie. I know by the time you see this it’s going to be dark outside, but I love you!” 11.“Good morning, sleepy head. ...
Signed -Boyfriend/Fiancé/Husband: The request is: APPROVED DENIED This decision is not negotiable. If approved, cut the permission slip below and carry it at all times. Permission for my boyfriend/fiancé/husband to be away for the following period of time: McDonald’s Application Form This ...
"One night my friends stole my phone and began sending wildly inappropriate texts to my boyfriend, including asking how big his penis is (information I already knew). I finally got my phone back, and later that night decided to be cute and flirty by sending, 'Love you and your seven inc...
♥Mornings are beautiful because of you. Days are cheerful because of you. My life is complete because of you. Good morning my love! ♥I may not be a perfect boyfriend. But my love for you is the truest of all. Iwish you a good morning. Good morning wake up message for...
I work at an ice cream place where different flavors are mixed together on a cold marble slab. If you don’t pay attention to prices there and just buy whatever sounds like it tastes good you can get into trouble. One day this boyfriend/girlfriend couple comes in. ...
33 - One day a blond went out to check her mail box. There was nothing in it. Her neighbor who was al... More ›› 34 - A blonde suspects that her boyfriend is cheating on her, so she goes out and buys a gun. She... More ›› 35 - A blonde, a brunette and a redh...
Tall boyfriend sheepishly (and very easily) grabbed the game I had requested. I thanked the couple, shared a last commiserating grin with the girlfriend, and headed to checkout. If you’re reading this, kind strangers from the store, thanks again! Also, astute girlfriend, you were my he...
26. If you have to boast about having a sexy boyfriend, how would you do it? 27. Can you make the ugliest face saying the sexiest pickup line you can think about? 28. Did you ever get happy finding that I too hate the person you hate secretly? 29. When was the last time you ...
She had a boyfriend with a wooden leg but broke it off. A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion. With her marriage, she got a new name and a dress. Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and I’ll show you A-flat minor. ...