We get to the clubhouse and drop off their bags, but the foursome is nowhere to be found. We check at the shack, and the caddy master says they never paid for our cards. We’re wet and screwed as the course is pretty much now closed for the day. As I am walking to the bike ra...
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It turned out that [Coworker] had been stealing a lot of money from customers at the theater. There was an ATM in the theater and a vending machine that sold CDs of movie soundtracks (again, it was the ‘90s). People would regularly forget their ATM and credit cards in either machine,...
Celebrate her birthday and make the party go with a swing with a fun game of cards, or a drinking game like Drinking Roulette. For ladies who are stressed, nothing relieves tension like this Squawking Stress Chicken. Novelty Food Gifts Make easy-to-eat meals with a novelty Pot Noodle and ...
I also find it hard to believe, that even sales for Father’s Day cards and gifts outstrip those of Halloween. One theme that runs through Halloween, is pure fun and self-indulgence. You don’t have to buy presents for friends and relatives, you just buy ‘stuff’ for yourself. Trick...
I promise to refund back when I get it rectified. Me: I’m in CVS now, coincidentally. What should I do? I’m waiting for some medication which should be ready within the hour. Scammer: Total amount you need to get is $400, it should be four cards at $100 each and you can send...
I also find it hard to believe, that even sales for Father’s Day cards and gifts outstrip those of Halloween. One theme that runs through Halloween, is pure fun and self-indulgence. You don’t have to buy presents for friends and relatives, you just buy ‘stuff’ for yourself. Trick...
92. Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course? He was perfecting his swing! 93. What is Beethoven doing in his grave? De-composing! 94. I just saw a golfer crying his eyes out... He's going through a rough patch!
Years ago we discovered the exact point, the dead centre of middle age. It occurs when you are too young to take up golf and too old to rush up to the net. ~Franklin P. Adams~ Middle age: when you begin to exchange your emotions for symptoms. ...