I think Wifey has proven once again that women actually may be tougher than men. She has fended off the flu while nursing a cranky kid, all on relatively no sleep, taking nothing but vitamins for four days. She beat it. I didn’t. Which leads to the argument that women are actually ...
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An adorable holiday card for those who enjoy winding down with a glass of wine. With the electricity price going through the roof, turning off the TV, dimming the lights, and pouring a glass of sparkling prosecco might not be a bad idea. 22. Funny anxiety Christmas card Etsy/NineTwoDesign...
The song is a tongue-in-cheek take on Swift’s public identity as someone who lures in men just to break their hearts. The lyrics are humorous and catchy, and the song has become an anthem for Swift’s fans. The song’s music video, released in November 2014, has been viewed over ...
Looking 50 is great. If you’re 60. What do you call a noodle pretending it’s his birthday? An impasta. Were any famous men born on your birthday? No. Only babies. Why was the pig in the kitchen on its birthday? He was bacon himself a birthday cake. ...
146. “A happy birthday is measured not in the amount of gifts one gets, but in the amount one is loved.”― Todd Stocker Related35 Their Eyes Were Watching God quotes from the Iconic Novel 147. “To keep the heart unwrinkled, to be hopeful, kindly, cheerful, reverent – that is to...
One man was allowed to sit up in his bed for an hour each afternoon to help drain the fluid from his lungs. His bed was next to the room’s only window. The other man had to spend all of his time flat on his back. The men talked for hours on end. They spoke of their wives ...
Also humorous guidance on what to look for in men at different ages. A Woman Should Have … Enough money within her control to move out and rent a place of her own, even if she never wants to or needs to… Something perfect to wear if the employer, or date of her dreams wants to...
Where do werewolves buy their Christmas gifts? Beast Buy. Kids’ Jokes About Food Yuliya Taba/E+/Getty Images Why do we never tell jokes about pizza? They’re too cheesy. What kind of lunch do moms never prepare in the morning? Their own. What kind of nut doesn’t like money? Cash ...
We can get celebrate in the back yard, have a proper potluck, and sleep for the first evening in our home together. If folks feel hellbent on wedding gifts, they can be focused on the housewarming celebration, which also takes the pressure off to have traditional wedding events and dances...