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An archeologist is the best husband any woman can have; the older she gets, the more interested he is in her. Marriage has no guarantees. If that’s what you’re looking for, go live with a car battery. VIEW MORE FUNNY SAYINGS FROM OUR READERS BELOW! THE WALL (Picture at the top) ...
Funny Life Sayings Funny Quotes about Life When a thing is funny, search it for a hidden truth. - George Bernard Shaw Life is like a ten speed bicycle. Most of us have gears we never use. - Charles M. Schulz A cynic is a man who knows the price of everything and the value of ...
siblings are BFFs and social companions for life. Not to forget the daily rivalries that keep getting you closer day by day. To unfold your bittersweet relationship, we have a bank of funny sibling quotes, captions, sayings, and jokes that will...
Please enjoy these Funny T-Shirt Sayings and Funny T-Shirt Quotes from my large collection of funny sayings and funny quotes.Life is too important to be taken seriously.- Oscar Wilde I know that there are people who do not love their fellow man, and I hate people like that! - Tom ...
15. “The older I got, the smarter my teachers became.”– Ally Carter 16. “Teachers are the only professionals who have to respond to bells every forty-five minutes and come out fighting.”– Frank McCourt 17. “In becoming a teacher, I`ve lost my mind … but found my heart and ...
~Happy Birthday Sayings~ The older you get, the stronger you have to get. Getting old is not for cissies. ~Pierce Brosnan~ Growing old is a bad habit which a busy man has no time to form. ~André Gide~ Things hurt me now. My knees hurt, my back hurts. But your head still think...
Funny Quotes and sayings 11. “There is nothing better than a friend, unless it is a friend with chocolate.”– Linda Grayson 12. “The bell doesn’t dismiss you.”– Teachers 13. “Families are like fudge – mostly sweet with a few nuts.”– Unknown ...
Do you have a map? Because I keep getting lost in your eyes. You know what? Your eyes are the same color as my Porsche. I think I need to call heaven because they’ve lost one of their angels. Is your name Gillette? Because you’re the best a man can get!
s just something about getting a good laugh in that can make your day a million times better. If you’re looking forfunny quotes to make you smile, to give a toast with, or to send to a loved one, you’ve come to the right place. We’ve curated the bestfunny quotes and sayings....