Grandpa:“I just don’t get it. I’ve tried, but I just don’t! Why would you choose to be something else? How do you even tell?” Me:“Well, sex and gender aren’t necessarily the same thing, so they don’t always line up. I’ve heard it explained as, ‘Your sex is in ...
He was paying at another register and seemed to be less angry, so I just ignored him until he showed up next to me after paying. He actually came back to apologize for his behavior the previous day because, and I quote, “I was so angry and mean, but you still told me when I ...
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At a first glance, the middle of the flower appears like a big tip of a nose glancing right at you. This attribute makes this plant both funny and weird to look at! Hereare the different types of orchids you can grow 2. Rabbit’s Foot Fern ...
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the arms of the cross. The mound serves as a memorial to some 300 unknown soldiers buried beneath it. A stairway at the back makes it clear people are welcome to go up to the cross and look out. At the foot of the mound are a number of wreaths, many of them donated by former ...
Here are the best dad jokes guaranteed to get a big laugh in 2024. Yes, they are corny, bad and terrible, but that's why they're the best dad jokes.
I quickly sorted that and tried to get back to them only to realise that they had bogged off on their own Christmas break hours earlier without telling me or checking in on progress. It turns out itcouldwait until after Christmas as it needed my boss’s signature, and guess who wasn’t...
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