84. “Most people work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough money not to quit” — George Carlin 85. “I put a dollar in one of those change machines. Nothing changed” — George Carlin 86. “Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks.”— Ste...
Anyway, here are some funny Hollywood quotes: HollywoodIn Hollywood a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk. ~Rita Rudner~ Hollywood is where they shoot too many pictures and not enough actors. ~Walter Winchell~ Half the people in Hollywood are dying to be discovered and the other hal...