Funny Quotes for Rustic Garden Signs Painting rustic garden signs to display is so much fun – here are some garden sign sayings to paint on them: Welcome to my garden (of course) This garden is like my child: a little wild, hard to contain but makes me smile. Snail Crossing Watch for...
You take care of a cat and she thinks she must be a god.~~~ Other Quotes: Money Quotes Funny Police Quotes Sayings Mother's Day Quotes Energy Quotes Grandchildren Quotes Fairy Quotes, Sayings about Faries
A friend is someone who won't stop until he finds you and brings you home. - Fraser Sr. in the movie Due South Life is like a sewer... what you get out of it depends on what you put into it. - Tom Lehrer A single rose can be my garden... a single friend, my world. ...
Enjoy the best offunny love quotesandromantic sayings. All ofthemare awesome. 1 Love is sharing your popcorn. Charles Schultz 2 People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy. If you liked this funny Bob Hope quote about love, check out all the bestBob Hope Quotes And Jokes 3 Romance is the...
I gave her my heart and she gave me a pen. ~ Say Anything You should be kissed and often, and by someone who knows how. ~ Gone With the Wind I like you. So there's that. I guess I have that. ~ Garden State Marriage is like a tense, unfunny, version of Everybody Loves Raymo...
Call spouse from the garden. Kneel on the floor with the cat wedged firmly between knees, holding front and rear paws. Ignore the low growls emitted by the feline. Get spouse to hold head firmly with one hand while forcing wooden ruler into mouth. Drop the pill down the ruler and rub ...
“32. *SISTERS are different * FLOWERS from the same *garden*” “33. I love my sister She is simply amazing and I just couldn’t imagine my life without her.Share if you love your sister.” “34. Sister Is Always A Second Mother.” ...
Cool and Funny Grandma Quotes Aside from sentimental sayings, you can also resort to some funny grandma quotes. Apart from expressing your appreciation, they might put a smile on her face. However, make sure your grandma understands your sense of humor and will really laugh at some of these ...
Everybody is good natured until a cow goes into his garden. (Everybody is unconcerned about a matter until they're affected by it personally) *** Inis do Mháire i gcógar é, is inseoidh Máire dó phóbal é. Tell it to Mary in a whisper, and Mary will tell it to the parish...
Funny Thanksgiving Quotes and Sayings The Secret of Stuffing a Turkey How many cooks does it take to stuff a turkey? Only one, but you REALLY have to squeeze to get him in. Anon. Amusing Thanksgiving Quotations From The Famous Rita Rudner: My mother is such a lousy cook that Thanksgivi...