27. What do you call an angry musician flipping someone off? A song bird.28. Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? It's fine, he woke up.29. How can you tell it's a dogwood tree? By the bark.30. My boss told me to have a good day, so I went home.31. Our vacuum...
Pitcher Greg Harris suffered a strained elbow flipping sunflower seeds while sitting in the bullpen. Pitcher Randy Veres injured his hand pounding on the hotel room wall, trying to get the people in the next room to be quiet. Third baseman Randy Johnson strained his back putting on his socks...
“so, the incredible hulk came to our office and told one of our producers that the guy who dressed as batman had bought a gun to shoot me. our crack security team posted pictures of the guy, but in his batman costume. i don't think he knew the hulk ratted him out, so he showed...
In a world long before health and safety, here is a man literally risking life and limb to present some of the most astonishing sight gags ever performed, from ducking cannon balls to flipping railroad ties to chucking an entire, full-size locomotive off a bridge. It’s hilarious too, of...
When launching the Tablo app, the main display defaults to Prime Time TV and offers a visually rich interface that is heavy on graphics. Instead of the typical guide view, you are presented with a grid of pictures that represents each show/movie. Tapping on any of the pictures will bring ...
Slobbering his big Asian cock while flipping the racist part of her audience off. I hope this generates maximum outrage for the 4-chan or sexpat types. That would be great publicity. lol. Conclusions So now whenever we see a racist anti-Asian incident, we can literally create a porn ...
but the woman clearly thinks I did and is letting her displeasure at being slighted be more than apparent. She starts flipping me off, really laying into the horn while shouting what I imagine is a very foul string of insults and acting like everything wrong in her life is somehow my ...
“In future XFEL work, we want to identify the nature of the products and to take pictures of the process with a much smaller step size so as to resolve the process in much finer detail,” says Weik. “This is important for fundamental research, but it can also help scientists modify ...
My wife sat down on the couch next to me as I was flipping channels. She asked, ‘What’s on TV?’ I said, ‘Dust.’ And then the fight started….. Please Marry Me Photo: Rex A man who lives in Australia persuaded 40 of his friends and family to make a human chain spelling ou...
My wife sat down on the couch next to me as I was flipping channels. She asked, ‘What’s on TV?’ I said, ‘Dust.’ And then the fight started….. Please Marry Me Photo: Rex A man who lives in Australia persuaded 40 of his friends and family to make a human chain spelling ou...