Proud of her savings, she boasted to my father, ‘Just think, Ivor, we are five pounds richer because I washed this dress by hand.’‘Good’, my dad quickly replied. ‘Wash it again.’Story of a Poor Man in the Dog HouseIn January, Zdzislaw Bukarowcz, a seventy-five-year-old ...
When he was five years old, the family was having Thanksgiving dinner. It was apparently a particularly boisterous event, and everyone was preoccupied with talking and laughing and eating. No one saw my little five-year-old dad pointing at his water glass which he couldn’t reach. He starte...
Children,Creative Solutions,Cute,Funny Kids,Oklahoma,Pets & Animals,Students,Teachers,USA,Wordplay,Zoo|Learning| December 3, 2024 One day, I was at the zoo, and a first-grade class was there on a field trip. I was at the leopard exhibit, and there were three little boys in line with t...
By the time Buddy was five months old, I had learned that just when you think the sleepless nights and endless crying were never going to stop, they do. Things seemed to be getting easier. (Looking back, I realize how simple caring for just one child was) Wifey and I were finding our...
This movie is both hilarious and heartfelt for ten-year-old kids. Released: 1988 Directed by: Penny Marshall Dig Deeper Behind-The-Scenes Stories From 'Big,' Tom Hanks's First Blockbuster Hit And Deeper 'Big' Is Actually An Existential Nightmare Also ranks #1 on The Greatest Man Child ...
Dig Deeper Behind-The-Scenes Stories From 'Home Alone' Also ranks #4 on The Biggest Movies Of The '90s, Ranked Also ranks #1 on The 120+ Best Movies For 10-Year-Old Kids 2 Mrs. Doubtfire Robin Williams, Sally Field, Pierce Brosnan 562 votes In this heartwarming family comedy, ...
My mom told me this story of when I was baptized. My brother was almost three, and I was six months or so. I was a very small baby, and the joke was that I could fit into a lunch kit. I wore newborn clothes until I was over a year old. ...
A Five-Year-Old Child’s Funny View Of Weddings Hilary, a grandmother, overhears her 5-year-old granddaughter, Mo, playing “weddings.” As the little girl, Mo marches the bride down the aisle, the wedding vows go something like this: ‘You have the right to remain silent, anything you...
"Of course I like dykes themselves. They don't scare me a bit. But stories about dykes bore the bejesus out of me. I just can't put myself in their shoes. Well really, darling," she said, because I was clearly puzzled, "if it's not about a couple of old bull-dykes, what ...
In my defense I have two dogs, my other half, a homeless friend (who in August was going to stay for a few days) and a 14-year-old (actually she helps quite a bit with trying to clean and then gives up) who contribute to the outoforderness of the house. The breakfast bar is ...