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Are there any messages for me? Arguing with an idiot Arithmetic Asking to Play At least! At the doctor’s At the funeral At the Gates of Heaven Awful fishing A baby A computer addicted husband A dog trainer A drink for everybody A family of three tomatoes A harmless practical joke A he...
For her birthday, my mom asked me for something groundbreaking. So I got her a shovel. My husband used to work in computers. But then he lost his drive. Did you hear about fire at the shoe factory? Many soles were lost. Are you planning to go fishing tomorrow? If so, let minnow. ...
My girlfriend’s brother owns a boat, and for her birthday, he usually brings her out crabbing. I am included in this. The first time, I wanted to feel what their shells felt like, so I reached into the bucket… and then yanked my hand back. ...
What did the pirate say on his birthday? “Aye, matey!” I was going to tell a sodium joke, then I thought, “Na.” What's a witch's favorite subject in school? Spelling. Why are frogs good at baseball? They know how to catch fly balls. ...
Somehow I always had something else to take care of first: the truck, the car, email, fishing, always something more important to me. Finally, she thought of a clever way to make her point. When I arrived home one day, I found her seated in the tall grass, busily snipping away with...
The Elf has been found in the refrigerator, fishing in the toilet, writing messages on the mirror or hanging from the lights. It is VERY IMPORTANT, the Elf is not touch each evening or his Christmas magic will be lost! Each family is able to name their special elf. The elves return ...
The Elf has been found in the refrigerator, fishing in the toilet, writing messages on the mirror or hanging from the lights. It is VERY IMPORTANT, the Elf is not touch each evening or his Christmas magic will be lost! Each family is able to name their special elf. The elves return ...
Why did the student eat his homework on his birthday? Because he heard it was a piece of cake! How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie in it! Why did the teddy bear say no to dessert? Because she was already stuffed!