26 - The farmer's son was returning from the market with the crate of chicken's his father had entrus... More ›› 27 - A farmer in the country has a watermelon patch and upon inspection he discovers that some of the... More ›› 28 - A man is driving down a country ro...
Halloween is the third biggest holiday for retail salesWhile Americans spend an average of $75 on Halloween, they spend more on merchandise for Christmas, Mother’s Day, Valentine’s Day, and Easter. I find it hard to believe, but even Father’s Day sales outstrip those of Halloween. Psyc...
Usually, it’s after the father-of-the-bride’s speech. 6. A Question Of Marriage Guidance Marriage jokes isn’t complete without a marriage guidance. Vicky, a young single lady visits the local dating agency and explains, ‘I’m looking for a husband. Can you please help me to find...
Father:“That doesn’t matter. What matters is the amount of people who read your work.Thatis what determines your success as an author.” Me:“So, money doesn’t matter, it’s the amount of readers?” Father:“Yes, exactly.”
An American father and his son (six years old at the oldest, based on the ticket he’s carrying) are looking at the rack. Father:“Do you know what this is?” The kid nods. Father:“This is a stretching rack. They’d tie people to the chains and then stretch them using that pull...
Dayum! I must have been smoking something especially toxic that day. The upshot of this little circus performance was misery. Years of misery for my father. He was afraid to divorce the Witch.“SHE’LL GET ALL MY MONEY,” wailed he. Nevvermind that his daughter’s husband was a senior ...
7 - A father and son went fishing one day. While they were out in the boat, the boy suddenly became...More ›› 8 - Why do penguins eat fish? Because donuts get soggy before they can catch them...More ›› 9 - What fish make the best sandwich? A peanut butter and jelly...
2)The in the mind is very suffered,for wanting number to return for him with father to fight,father knew the elder sister's business before today.Result how again?Were you disliked by him?Depressed~Oneself this is how.The keyboard was wet.Wipe more more wet.Calculated,calculated.Ha ha,...
D.Pinocchio saved his father from the whale. 答案(1)细节理解题。根据One day,an old woman found a peach(桃子)in the river and took it home.(一天,一位老妇人在河里捡到了一个桃子,带回了家。)可知,是老妇人在河里捡到桃子。故选A。(2)细节理解题。根据Instead of doing r...
‘Your mother’s side or your father’s?’ inquired Doctor Larmer showing interest. ‘Neither,’ Peter replied, ‘It’s from my wife’s family.’‘Oh, come now,’ interjected Doctor Larmer, ‘How could your wife’s family give you high blood pressure?’ Peter sighed, ‘You wanna ...