I hadn’t been a “mark” since my early teen years. I had long understood that pro wrestling matches involved all the athletes in the ring working together to put on a show … and tell a story. The goal of the story was to inspire fans to buy tickets to the live shows as the wr...
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Prosecutors said the tickets were the exact copy of a parking ticket Gallagher received in February of last year, even down to the citation number. Investigators were able to trace the citation number to Gallagher, who admitted placing several of the tickets on vehicles parked near the Acacia fr...
What did Luke Skywalker say after he planted a Christmas tree farm? May the forest be with you! How did the two rival Christmas trees get along? They signed a peace tree-ty! How do Christmas trees get ready for a night out? They spruce up! What was the Christmas tree’s favorite ...
A hospital offered him free care and a rich man agreed to pay for his train tickets to and from his hometown. While he was in hospital, Pineda began writing music and wanted to record his own album (专辑). Soon his first album came out. At the end of that year, he went to a Chi...
‘That would be me,’ replied old rancher John. Farmer’s Names George, the farmer, had so many children that he ran out of names. So he started calling his kids after something around his farm. It was the first day of school and the teacher asked each child their name. When he got...
I have decided to go to Spain where I have got a job on a farm.’ Ridiculous? A Record That Will Never Be Beaten? You’ll find an answer among further football jokes. Hired and fired in ten minutes Ex-soccer star Leroy Rosenior was appointed boss of a struggling club – then sacked...
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Only 20 acres the American responded, back in Texas I can get up at sunrise, saddle my horse, and ride all day, when I return at supper time, I’ll be lucky to cover half my farm’. ‘Begora’, said the Irishman, ‘I once had a horse like that, but sent him to the knackers...