36 - A farmer was interviewing a young man for the job of assistant farmhand. `You'll need to be f... More ›› 37 - On a drive in the country, a city slicker noticed a farmer lifting a pig up to an apple tree and... More ›› 38 - Liam had left Dublin to go up...
“Funny Farm” (citywide)--a weak-fish-out-of-water comedy about a New York City couple who see their rural paradise turned into a rustic hell--is a movie with a doubly deceptive title. This movie isn’t about a farm, and it isn’t very funny, either. There’s some vague justifica...
A week later John was back at the farm. ‘I need another 50 chickens,’ he said. ‘Boy, you are serious about this chicken farming,’ the poultry farmertold him. ‘Oh yes,’ John replied. ‘It’ will be OK if I can just iron out a few problems.’ ‘Problems?’, asked the farm...
leaving the grandfather with a dirt farm to cultivate and no help in caring for a teenager. The grandmother dies in 1927, when my mother would have been 16. Olive already has the Big C, and my mother ends up tending her during what must...
The cat thought for a minute and then said, ‘All my life I lived on a farm and slept on hard wooden floors. I would like a real fluffy pillow to sleep on.’ God said, ‘Say no more.’ Instantly the cat had a huge fluffy pillow. A few days later, six mice were killed in an...
You mean she's escaped from the funny farm?... More ›› 31 - First witch: My beauty is timeless. Second witch: Yes, it could stop a clock... More ›› 32 - People keep telling me I'm beautiful. What vivid imaginations some people have... More ›› 33 - What did th...
Allen Ant Farm (Josh Allen) I’m Allen Ears (Josh Allen) Monsters Vs. Allen (Josh Allen) It’s Allen The Hips (Josh Allen) Allen A Day’s Work (Josh Allen) Josh Allen Wrench (Josh Allen) James Cooked (James Cook) Let Him Cook (James Cook) Captain Cook (James Cook) Cooked to ...
Two windmills are standing on a wind farm. One asks, "What's your favorite kind of music?" The other replies, "I'm a big metal fan." Them: Mickey Mouse. You: What duck walks on two feet? Them: Donald Duck. You: No, all ducks do!
299. A new pig came to the farm, he was a great painter. What do you think his name was?Pigasso! —Amara A spin-off: 300. What is the name of the Dutch pig who was famous for painting sunflowers and cutting off his ear?Vincent van Hog —Gloria, age 8 301. What is a bat’s...
178. Two goats were munching on a movie script. Goat 1: This is good! Goat 2: The book was better. —reader submitted by Mr. Jeffry 179. What do you call a monkey at the North Pole? Lost. —submitted by Stella D. 180. Why did Humpty Dumpty have a great fall?