- Winston Churchill Funny Quotes on Life Everyone should have at least two friends - one to talk to and one to talk about. - Anonymous Families are like fudge... mostly sweet with a few nuts. - Anonymous Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son. ...
361. “A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on.”– Winston Churchill 362. “High heels were invented by a woman who had been kissed on the forehead.”– Christopher Morley 363. “If you find it hard to laugh at yourself, I would be ...
- Winston Churchill A fool and his money are soon elected. - Will Rogers Diplomacy is the art of saying "Nice doggie" until you can find a rock. - Will Rogers Suppose you were an idiot, and suppose you were a member of Congress; but I repeat myself. ...
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-- Winston Churchill Always and never are two words you should always remember never to use. -- Wendell Johnson Always forgive your enemies - nothing annoys them so much. -- Oscar Wilde Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else. ...
Let these Funny Motivational Quotes lighten your spirits while they convey important messages about life.Get the facts first. You can distort them later. - Mark TwainDon't go around saying the world owes you a living; the world owes you nothing; it was here first. - Mark Twain...
Some well-known bald personalities from various fields include William Shakespeare, Charles Darwin, Napoleon, Aristotle, Mahatma Gandhi, Winston Churchill, and Hippocrates. 2. Bald World Political Leaders Several powerful world leaders have embraced their baldness throughout history. Mikhail Gorbachev, Vlad...
FUNNYQUOTES PPPBYMAGAFIR 20102010-7-11 1 Godhealsandthedoctortakesthefeefee-BenjaminFranklin StatethepurposeofthediscussionIdentifyyourself 20102010-7-11 2 There'snotricktobeingahumoristwhenyouhavethewholegovernmentworkingforyou.Idon'tmakejokes.Ijustwatchthegovernmentandreportthefacts.--WillRogersfacts.--...
Son: When Winston Churchill was your age he was Prime Minister! I got a paper cut from my Statistics homework. What are the odds? Teacher: Where is your homework? Clever Kid: I lost it fighting someone who said you weren’t the best teacher in school!
57. THE SECOND WORLD WAR by Winston Churchill The Second World Waris Winston Churchill’s six-volume memoir from the end of World War I to the end of World War II. Though this is a personal account, British law prevented many wartime files—as well as many top secret missions—from being...