- Phoenix: No more excuses! *sigh* Never mind. Take your sit... - Katarina: Ahn? Why? - Phoenix: You are in my class since from the first year. You arrive late in my classes every day for three years! This happened so often that I become used to it. You always end up figh...
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[Gym Teacher] left us alone, and we went to the principal’s office to get me unenrolled. The principal then tried to come up with all manner of excuses why she couldn’t just sign the singular form, which both of my parents shut down rather quickly. One signature later, I was unenro...
Last year I replaced all the windows in my house with that expensive casement type with shutters. Today, I got a call from the contractor who installed them. He was complaining that the work had been completed a whole year ago and I still hadn’t paid for them. Hellloo……… Just beca...
I dressed up for work because I was going to a play that evening. My office mate who always looks professional noticed. “That blue compliments your eyes,” she said of my navy blue pants. Usually I wear leggings and sweatshirts to work. My pink hoodie is my favorite. I was devastated...
Or if you want I could call you with the information. I don’t have your number with me so if you want me to call, send me your number. Are you home? I know you travel a lot for work. Me: My medicine is ready so I’m heading to the register now. Do you still need the gi...
“This morning, I used the water for cooking, But now I have to go home and throw it all away. I asked if we could bathe, the people in charge said better not. When I found out, I thought it was horrific.” Another resident was resigned to what has happened. She said: “I’m...
Born in Ontario, Canada in 1857, Harper was sent out as a domestic servant at the ripe old age of seven. She eventually went on to work for a physician who had developed a tonic that stimulated hair growth. He taught Harper how to increase blood flow to the scalp with robust hair brus...
The clothes I bought during Covid-19 have barely been worn. Are they still in style? Am I too old for them? On that note, should I change my hair or how I do my makeup? Do I need a new skincare regimen? Can I go back to the old me or do I have to create a new Belle?
(I know you paddle a canoe and you row a boat, but I really wanted that joke to work.) From our town, Lutherhaven was about 3 hours away and because many kids went to that camp from Ellensburg, carpools were organized for the trips there and back. I’m not sure with whom I ...