Names like: Daft, Death, Smellie, Gotobed, Shufflebottom, Willy, Nutters, Piggs, and Jelly have declined seriously in the past century or so. We imagine that these people have changed their names to something innocuous. the fastest-growing surname in Britain is Zhang, which has grown from ...
Call Center,Coworkers,England,Funny Stories,Games,Silly,UK|Working| January 22, 2025 Our call centre has a large bingo game on the whiteboard that we call “Idiot Bingo”. Every time a certain phrase is used by a caller, the representative handling them gets to put their name next to tha...
Only in England…do we leave cars worth thousands of pounds on the drive and put our junk in the garage. Only in England…can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance. Only in England…do Supermarkets make sick people walk all the way to the back of the store to get their...
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Dr. John Dolittle lives in solitude behind the high walls of his lush manor in 19th-century England. His only companionship comes from an array of exotic animals that he speaks to on a daily basis. But when young Queen Victoria becomes gravely ill, the eccentric doctor and his furry...
Car,Disabilities,England,Home,Jerk,Kent,Neighborhood,Neighbors,Outdoors/Outside,UK|Friendly| February 11, 2024 My partner and I have invited both sets of parents over for lunch. His parents are in their eighties and have limited mobility, so they have a disabled badge in their car. ...
I don’t just throw a name on something. I am around it for a while, before I decide what I am going to call it. My poor dogs, when I first get them, I go through a plethora of names until I find one that fits. My latest dog, a boxer mix from the pound was named Hawkeye...
wanted to check out the Underground (MRT or subway) system and see what it’s like going around town, so I got afewfunny looksfrompeople saying “it’s him! marinabaysands.com marinabaysands.com Oliver:我們想了解地鐵系統,搭地鐵逛整個市區,聽到大家滿臉驚訝地大呼「是他耶!」地鐵很完善,真 ...
If place names are in the running, I once visited a place in England called Barton in the Beans. Otherwise, it would have to be thimble or boules (like bowls but a little bit French) Put emphasis on OO (bOOOOOules) Andrew Ellis / February 18, 2006 5:01 AM I forgot smorgasbord pau...
Brain Fart,Car,Car Dealership,England,Funny Stories,London,Self-Aware Idiots,Technology,UK|Right| September 19, 2024 I am the idiot in this story. I recently bought a new car, and it is a major upgrade from my previous ancient estate car which had a key to turn for ignition (this is ...