Whether you are actually the employee of the year or just like being a jerk, this employee of the year meme is perfect for either scenario. For some of us, the work anniversary is a reminder that it’s been another year of being unappreciated and underpaid. This funny work anniversary mem...
Popular Employee Engagement Links 10 Quotes on Overcoming Obstacles That Will Motivate YouSometimes your day at work can be challenging - we get that. So we’ve rounded up our top ten motivational quotes on over... IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY. And 5 Other Funny Birthday Work Memes for The OfficeTh...
My boss is going to fire the employee with the worst posture. I have a hunch, it might be me. When I lose the TV controller, it's always hidden in some remote destination. Most people are shocked when they find out how bad I am as an electrician. My first job was working in an ...
An employee of the bank then proceeds to drive the Benz into the bank’s underground garage and parks it there. Two weeks later, the blonde returns, and repays the $5,000 and the interest, which comes to $14.27. The loan officer says, “Miss, we are very happy to have had your bu...
he will be a loyal employee.He is intolerant of heavy handed oppositionto drug use at work,but he maintains thatthe shrooms were not his.I hope you will give him the job,as he owes me that five grandI lent him to bribe the coppers,and I want it back.He is not an arsonist.Clive ...
Four men were bragging about how smart their cats were. The first man was an Engineer, the second an Accountant, the third a Chemist, and the fourth man was a Government Employee. To show off, the Engineer called his cat, ‘T-square, do your stuff.’ ...
This is an actual conversation I had with a 16-year old employee at the drive-thru window of a local fast-food restaurant. “You can order whenever you’re ready.” “Hi. Yes, I’d like one twist ice cream cone, but do you have one that’s smaller than the large?” ...
As every cute puppy owner knows, if there's food about you can guarantee your canine is in the vicinity, sniffing, drooling and putting on their best sad puppy eyes. You have to have a heart of steel to resist these masters of the beg, funny dogs who know precisely how t...
寒流帶來冷冽的天氣,讓每天早上起床去上班的動力減半再減半,不禁想起了在微博最近登上熱搜的「社畜都是金句學家」。平時人們生活、工作壓力大,時不時需要看看金句放鬆一下,使得網路上衍伸出許多關於職場的語錄,有些十分幽默、有些則寫實到笑著笑著就哭了,但其實社畜才是最厲害的金句製造機!以下幾句社畜金句...
"Senescent" means getting old. Old is good. Old can be funny. Can you tell the difference between sly, sardonic humor and a serious statement? If not, don't stop here!