Similar to “101 Funny Employee Award”, but specifically for those who toil away in cubicles and offices. Computers, software, break rooms, desks, office gossip — it’s all covered. Featured Awards: One More Thing Award™, Big Kahuna Award, Social Not-Working Award™, Casual Monday-...
101 Funny Employee Awards 101 completely different funny award certificates for Appreciation, Excellence, Leadership, Recognition, Teamwork, Achievement, and Employee of the Month. View Product 101 Funny Award Certificates A little bit of everything. The emphasis on friends, family and teammates, make...
Throughout the day, rumors (传言) warned that the newest employee from each department would be laid off. I was the newest one in the training department. My boss appeared. “You probably know we're cutting back ,” he said. “Administration wants us to offer outplacement classes ...
An Irishman goes to his dentist and gets all his teeth taken out. When he returned home he said, ‘Never again’. Funny Pub Names We think these are good pub names, if Will and Guy were to open a new hostelry, this would be our short list of pub names: Devil’s Punchbowl The El...
“Employee of the month is a good example of how somebody can be both a winner and a loser at the same time.”— Demetri Martin “When I was a boy, I laid in my twin-sized bed and wondered where my brother was.”— Mitch Hedberg “My drug test came back negative. My dealer sure...
1. We arrived later than usual on the trolley that drops us off in front of the convention center. The good news that San Diego had changed its trolley route was pointed out to us by an employee of the trolley system working at the trolley stop (thanks for that San Diego). In past ...
he will be a loyal employee.He is intolerant of heavy handed oppositionto drug use at work,but he maintains thatthe shrooms were not his.I hope you will give him the job,as he owes me that five grandI lent him to bribe the coppers,and I want it back.He is not an arsonist.Clive ...
"Senescent" means getting old. Old is good. Old can be funny. Can you tell the difference between sly, sardonic humor and a serious statement? If not, don't stop here!
/ -mn; -9mAn/ n (pl -men /-men; -9mZn/) (infml 口) employee of a gas supply organization who checks gas meters and domestic gas apparatus (抄煤气表、 检查设备的)煤气公司雇员. gas mask breathing apparatus worn as protection against poison gas 防毒面具. =>illus at mask 见 mask 插...
1. Queen guitarist Brian May was hospitalized last week after tearing hit buttock muscles while gardening. Said May, “Please tell people I have coronavirus.” 2. The European Space Agency said this week that human urine could one day be used to make concrete to build structures on the Moon...