Similar to “101 Funny Employee Award”, but specifically for those who toil away in cubicles and offices. Computers, software, break rooms, desks, office gossip — it’s all covered. Featured Awards: One More Thing Award™, Big Kahuna Award, Social Not-Working Award™, Casual Monday-...
101 Funny Employee Awards 101 completely different funny award certificates for Appreciation, Excellence, Leadership, Recognition, Teamwork, Achievement, and Employee of the Month. View Product 101 Funny Award Certificates A little bit of everything. The emphasis on friends, family and teammates, make...
An Irishman goes to his dentist and gets all his teeth taken out. When he returned home he said, ‘Never again’. Funny Pub Names We think these are good pub names, if Will and Guy were to open a new hostelry, this would be our short list of pub names: Devil’s Punchbowl The El...
Then the three men turned to the Government Employee and said, ‘What can your cat do?’The Government Employee called his cat Coffee Break and said ‘Do your stuff.’ Coffee Break jumped to his feet…He drank the milk ate the cookies, and then beat up the other three cats. Later he...
1. We arrived later than usual on the trolley that drops us off in front of the convention center. The good news that San Diego had changed its trolley route was pointed out to us by an employee of the trolley system working at the trolley stop (thanks for that San Diego). In past ...
he will be a loyal employee.He is intolerant of heavy handed oppositionto drug use at work,but he maintains thatthe shrooms were not his.I hope you will give him the job,as he owes me that five grandI lent him to bribe the coppers,and I want it back.He is not an arsonist.Clive ...
“Employee of the month is a good example of how somebody can be both a winner and a loser at the same time.”— Demetri Martin “When I was a boy, I laid in my twin-sized bed and wondered where my brother was.”— Mitch Hedberg “My drug test came back negative. My dealer sure...
/ -mn; -9mAn/ n (pl -men /-men; -9mZn/) (infml 口) employee of a gas supply organization who checks gas meters and domestic gas apparatus (抄煤气表、 检查设备的)煤气公司雇员. gas mask breathing apparatus worn as protection against poison gas 防毒面具. =>illus at mask 见 mask 插...
/ -mn; -9mAn/ n (pl -men /-men; -9mZn/) (infml 口) employee of a gas supply organization who checks gas meters and domestic gas apparatus (抄煤气表、 检查设备的)煤气公司雇员. gas mask breathing apparatus worn as protection against poison gas 防毒面具. =>illus at mask 见 mask 插...
An employee of the bank then proceeds to drive the Benz into the bank’s underground garage and parks it there. Two weeks later, the blonde returns, and repays the $5,000 and the interest, which comes to $14.27. The loan officer says, “Miss, we are very happy to have had your bu...