'Elf,' and its star Buddy, are Christmas movie staples. Celebrate the holidays with these funny 'Elf' movie quotes about Christmas trees, snuggles, and more.
23. “Of course, you’re not an elf. You’re six-foot-three and had a beard since you were fifteen.”–Elf movie 24. “Some call it ‘the show’ or ‘the big dance;’ it’s the profession that every elf aspires to—and that is to build toys in Santa’s workshop.”–Elf mo...
Funny Movie Quotes From Movies Released in the 2000s Relive your favorite moments with these movie quotes. 31. “You sit on a throne of lies!”—Elf 32. “That escalated quickly.”—Anchorman 33. “It’s called a satchel. Indiana Jones wears one.”—The Hangover 34. “I have nipples,...
Pixie, kobold, elf, and sprite,All are on their rounds tonight;In the wan moon’s silver ray,Thrives their helter-skelter play. – Joel Benton ‘You wouldn’t believeOn All Hallow’s EveWhat lots of fun we can make,With apples to bob,And nuts on the hob,And a ring-and-thimble cak...
like Elf will have you craving candy and spaghetti and believing in the magic of Christmas. Before you know it, you’ll catch yourself saying “Son of a nutcracker!” To help spread Christmas cheer, we’ve compiled a list of short, funny and iconic Christmas movie quotes. Even if you ...
Despite their hard and often seemingly thankless work, elves have a great sense of humor. Here are 50 funny Elf jokes, including jokes for kids.
Directed by Jon Favreau, Elf spins a heartwarming yarn about identity, family, and the magic of Christmas without revealing too much or transforming into a saccharine overdose. This is a movie that has won hearts without claiming any major awards. Released: 2003 Directed by: Jon Favreau...
What makes you think you're a man? You're an overgrown jackrabbit. An elf with a hyperactive thyroid. James T. Kirk, "This Side of Paradise" 110 votes 13 All right, you mutinous, disloyal, computerized half-breed! James T. Kirk, "This Side of Paradise" ...
Tony the Elf:“It’s the Grinch! Scatter!” 10. A Charlie Brown Christmas Charlie Brown: “Thanks for the Christmas card you sent me, Violet.” Violet:“I didn’t send you a Christmas card, Charlie Brown.” Charlie Brown:“Don’t you know sarcasm when you hear it?” ...
Check out our Elf guide for cast information, quotes, and more! Watch: Elf 2. National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation (1989) It seems nothing can go right for the Griswold family. Lucky for us, it makes for comedy gold. Follow Clark, Ellen, and the rest of the gang as they make more...