Top Funny Quotes of The Day “14. I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normally from time to time.” “15. Even duct tape can’t fix stupid but it can muffle the sound.” “16. Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside too.” “17. Respect...
“Her: Name your fantasy and I’ll do it. Me: Ok so putduct tapeover your mouth. Her: Ooo [censored], go on Me: And that’s it.” 45) Lana is going to love funny dirty memes. “NAOMI: Did you know myname spelledbackward is ‘I MOAN’? That’s SO funny cuz I love moaning...
I don’t run from my problems. I sit on my couch, play on my phone, and ignore them like all other adults. Silence is golden. Duct tape is silver. I’m not clumsy, it’s just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the wall gets in my way. Life is short...
I’m already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth. I’m lost. I’ve gone to Look for myself. If I should return before I get back, please ask me to wait. I’m not being rude. You’re just insignificant. I’m not depressed, I’m existentially challenged. ...
The DIY Handyman Award: Fixes office problems with duct tape and creativity. The Human Spellcheck Award:Finds typos and grammar mistakes effortlessly. The Espresso Addict Award: Consumes an absurd amount of espresso. The Multitasking Maestro Award: Juggles multiple tasks like a pro. ...
Anything can be fixed with duct tape. 52 of 68 Trump vs. Turtle via Reddit The solution is unfortunately more complicated than a nice person putting the turtle back in the pond. 53 of 68 Trump/Pence: Flushing American Down the Toilet ...
Silence is golden, duct tape is silver. The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it’s still on the list. At the art of giving, he stops at nothing. I used to be conceited, but now I’m perfect. My days of not taking you seriously are coming to a middle. ...
Silence is golden. Duct tape is silver. Shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick. Zombies eat brains. You’re safe. Bitch, I wanna slap you, but I don’t know in which face. Bro, you have an entire life to be stupid. Take a day off. ...