Thank you ! This is what’ll happen if you drank before driving You’re almost there ! Don’t give up ! Watch out for crawling drunks ! Having some absurd or weird traffic signs can be entertaining and might give some relieve to the tired drivers. If you’re interested in adding some...
Me:“Sorry, [Neighbor], but I really do need to get this done.” Neighbor:“Well, if you’re driving into town today, could you go to [Grocery Store] and get us some bananas? [Wife] loves bananas, and we’re out.” Driveway sufficiently cleared, I am getting ready to go back i...
The funny and absurd epic driving fails pictured here will prove her right next time she tries to convince you that she's really not that bad of a driver. Maybe these drivers skipped out on driver's ed, or paid off the DMV instead of taking the driving test, but in any case, they ...
Car,Funny Kids,Funny Stories,Rude & Risque,Sons & Daughters,USA,Wordplay|Related| April 22, 2025 I’m driving my kid home from school, and I ask him how his day went. Kid:“We were all talking about what our parents did for work!” Me:“That’s cool! You told them that Daddy is...
after being up for over 36 hours," one writes. "I literally fell asleep standing up and nearly face planted into the wound." "Practically every surgical resident I know has fallen asleep at the wheel driving home from work, "writes another. "I know of three who have hit parked cars....
126. What does a karate master get rewarded with while driving? A seat belt. 127. What do you call a baby sheep that knows karate? A lamb chop. 128. What did the husband say to his wife right after getting LASIK surgery? "Aren't you a sight for sore eyes?" 129. Why are pigs ...
For example, self-driving car companies could use AEye’s sensors to detect and identify the features of an object on the freeway, allowing the car to understand if it needs to avoid the object—is it a brick or a plastic bag? A lidar sensor measures the distance to a target by ...
I could go on with more examples of body space invasion, as well as countless examples of car crowding (being cut off or tailgated or yelled at is common driving behavior), but I do not want to do this. Instead, I want to close this post with some love and a request, not just ...
40 - A car was driving down the street when all of a sudden it started swerving. The car was going ba... More ›› 41 - A blonde calls her husband at work one day and asks him, "Can you help me when you get home?"... More ›› 42 - One day, a blonde's neighbor ...
The seventeen-year-old wants a car, but in addition to a vivid recollection of my driving habits in those years, there are published statistics about teenage drivers. The fourteen-year-old recently mugged a neighbor kid for a swig of his Mountain Dew, and 10-year-old Tessa would rather ha...