I realize that I have rarely been motivated by being healthy. I have just focused on losing a few pounds, not eliminating all the factors (like the gallon of Monster I was drinking every day) that are keeping me fat and unhealthy. Poor me, right? Maybe this is just how I’m supposed...
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If you like those clever quips, then you’re going to love this comprehensive collection of funny quotes that cover all the comedy basics, like family, work, life, aging, money and pretty much every other life topic that calls for a healthy sense of humor. In the list of funny quotes b...
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water. He/she should look completely tired and exhausted. Finally, when water has been found, he/she dips a comb in it and uses it to set his/her hair, or use the water to wash a stain off the t-shirt, instead of drinking it. Here are some more examples of funny skits to ...
Carefully sweep shattered figurines and vases from the hearth and set them to one side for gluing later. Wrap the cat in a large towel and get the spouse to lie on the cat with the head just visible from below the armpit. Put the pill at the end of the drinking straw, force the ...
Thank you, Parenthood for teaching me my limits when it comes to children and to booze. Because if there’s anything I’ve learned, it’s that kids are their own kind of hangover even when you haven’t been drinking, and parenting with a hangover is the absolute worst thing in the wor...
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