crossing the street for a bagel at Gristede's, and find that seven hours later you were drinking Irish coffee at P.J. Clarke's with all the friends you had inherited along the way. —
Other funny wine quotes and sayings 51. “Wine brings to light the hidden secrets of the soul.”–Horace 52. “Accept what life offers you and try to drink from every cup. All wines should be tasted; some should only be sipped, but with others, drink the whole bottle.”–Paulo Coelho...
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“12. Everyone should believe in something. I believe I should be on a beach drinking margaritas.” “13. Sometimes being silly… with a friend is the best therapy!” “14. I love how coffee fixes everything. Tired? drink some coffee, headache? drink coffee, cold? drink coffee, someone...
“25. Sometimes, all you need is a really good cup of coffee and 5 million dollars.” Funny Sayings “26. I hate when parents say, stop playing with your food. Like for the first 2 years, you made me think it was an airplane.” ...
A couple driving by slows down to watch. ‘Wow,’ says the driver to his wife. ‘I’m glad I quit drinking. Look at the test they’re giving now.’ An Irishman goes to his dentist and gets all his teeth taken out. When he returned home he said, ‘Never again’. ...
She got me to stop drinking, smoking, running around at all hours of the night, and more. She taught me how to dress well, enjoy the fine arts, gourmet cooking, classical music, and how to invest in the stock market.’ ‘Are you a little bitter because she spent so much time ...
Here are some funny birthday sayings for your drinking buddies and BFFs. The only thing you need to do is interchange your favorite drink, cocktail, or spirit with almost any of these to perfectly tailor the card to the recipient. 83. Jagerbombs ...
58. “I’ve started drinking my coffee out of a clear mug, so people will know where my tolerance level is at” Originally posted at Tazza di Luna 59. “Sometimes I just want someone to hug me and say, I know it’s hard. You are going to be okay. Here is chocolate and 6 milli...
Butter Cup– For the really cute friend. Bonny Lass– For your pretty friend. Chipmunk– For your short friend Giggles– For your always giggling friends Smiley– For your friend who brings a smile on your face. Smarty Pants– For your smart and witty friends. ...