14Funny Christmas Cardsto SpreadHoliday Cheer Eachholiday seasonkicks off with sending cards — although some of us choose to wait until the last minute to actually get them in the mail. With the large selection ofonline cardsat Greenvelope, it’s easier than ever to find a humorousgreeting c...
Frankenstein get when he put a goldfish brain in the body of his dog?I don’t know, but it is great at chasing submarines. Why wasn’t there any food left after the monster party?’Cos everyone was a goblin. Dracula decided he needed a dog, which breed did he choose?A bloodhound. ...
Ideas for creating birthday cards with funny clip art include: • Applying cartoon dog images to cardstock and writing on the card, "Have you heard the doggone news? It's your birthday"! • Paste funny graphics of cows and include the message "Party on your birthday 'til the cows come...
For the first time in the 1950's funny birthday sayings, along with funny birthday quotes and sayings started to see the pages of Birthday cards all over theUnited States. Since then, many of the funny birthday sayings and phrases have evolved along with the changing times. Throughout the y...
He said “My dog’s died.'” “Now, most dentist’s chairs go up and down, don’t they? The one I was in went back and forwards. I thought ‘This is unusual’. And the dentist said to me ‘Mr Vine, get out of the filing cabinet.'” “So I got home, and the phone was ...
“If inflation continues to soar, you’re going to have to work like a dog just to live like one” — George Gobel Share </> Quote Image “If all the economists were laid end to end, they’d never reach a conclusion” — George Bernard Shaw Share </> Quote Image “In spite of...
It’s a Dog’s Life – Funny Clean Joke One evening, Bill and Jackson’s wives decided to dine out at a new Chinese Restaurant. Jackson’s wife Julie was inseparable from her Pekingese dog called ‘Pepe’. So Took took Pepe along with them to the restaurant. Whenever they went to thei...
In the kitchen, dishes filled the sink, breakfast food was spilled on the worktop, the fridge door was open wide, dog food was spilled on the floor, a broken glass lay under the table, and a small pile of sand was spread by the back door. Eddie quickly headed up the stairs, stepping...
Frankenstein get when he put a goldfish brain in the body of his dog?I don’t know, but it is great at chasing submarines. Why wasn’t there any food left after the monster party?’Cos everyone was a goblin. Dracula decided he needed a dog, which breed did he choose?A bloodhound. ...
It’s a Dog’s Life – Funny Clean Joke One evening, Bill and Jackson’s wives decided to dine out at a new Chinese Restaurant. Jackson’s wife Julie was inseparable from her Pekingese dog called ‘Pepe’. So Took took Pepe along with them to the restaurant. Whenever they went to thei...