What to Write Inside aFunny Christmas Card Picking out a Christmascard designis only one part of the equation. You also have to figure out whether you want to include sentimental wishes or keep things humorous with funny sayings and quotes from classic holiday movies. Many people choose to inc...
While everyone's Christmas celebration might look a little different, the true spirit of the holiday is universally felt — and what better way to get into the festive season than reading through these short, inspirational and funny Christmas quotes. Some of the fun sayings and heartfelt ...
Comedians make a living from it, but we don't all have that natural gift! Fortunately for us, we canhave some funreading these funny sayings! When you read through "funny things to say" some things will just stay with you forever and you'll find many situations in life where a simple...
96. “When a man is tired of life on his 21st birthday it indicates that he is rather tired of something in himself.”— F. Scott Fitzgerald Related25 Hilarious Dodgeball Quotes From Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story 97. “Don’t expect gifts on your birthday, because when you were born...
What is Dracula’s favorite dog? A bloodhound! More of Will and Guy’s Collection of Funny Halloween Pictures We are always on the lookout for amusing pictures of witches, ghosts, and pumpkins. In truth, the funniest part of Halloween is the doing, and the telling of derring-do tales af...
'Elf,' and its star Buddy, are Christmas movie staples. Celebrate the holidays with these funny 'Elf' movie quotes about Christmas trees, snuggles, and more.
How old I am? In dog years, I'm dead. ~Funny Birthday Saying~ A man of ninety years old was asked to what he attributed his longevity. I reckon, he said, with a twinkle in his eye, it's because most nights I went to bed and slept when I should have stayed up and worried. ...
• Applying cartoon dog images to cardstock and writing on the card, "Have you heard the doggone news? It's your birthday"! • Paste funny graphics of cows and include the message "Party on your birthday 'til the cows come home.” ...
When I was a kid in Indiana, we thought it would be fun to get a turkey a year ahead of time and feed it and so on for the following Thanksgiving. But by the time Thanksgiving came around, we sort of thought of the turkey as a pet, so we ate the dog. Only kidding. It was...
Some Funny New Zealand Slang Terms, Expressions, Sayings, Colloquialisms and Insults! H Half arsed – a job that’s not complete. There is no such term as ‘full arsed’ for a finished job! Hangry – hungry and angry at the same time Happy as a dog with two tails – extremely happy ...