“Send Me A Sign, Lord!”“You Gotta Read ‘Em, Buddy!” Strangers I have a high wall around my house that is ringed with electrified razor wire and peppered with “Beware of the dogs!” signs. There are more signs on my front gate that read, “Do Not Enter!”, “Ring the bell ...
Do a Google search and pull up some adult websites. X-rated movies, toys, hookup sites - anything that strikes your fancy - and see if there's an option to sign up for email newsletters or special offers. Enter your roommate's name, and voila. This one is quite versatile as you co...
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Men Are Like Horoscopes. They always tell you what to do and are usually wrong. Men Are Like Lava Lamps. Fun to look at, but not all that bright. Men Are Like Mascara. They usually run at the first sign of emotion. Men Are Like Weather. Nothing can be done to change either.Gravely...
A sign in a restaurant window reads, "If you order it and we don't have it, you instantly win a million dollars." A man walking by notices the sign and walks into the restaurant, sitting down with a smirk. The waiter asks for his order, and the man requests "white rhinoceros stew...
A sign in a restaurant window reads, "If you order it and we don't have it, you instantly win a million dollars." A man walking by notices the sign and walks into the restaurant, sitting down with a smirk. The waiter asks for his order, and the man requests "white rhinoceros stew...
His next action reminded me smiley faces are also a tell-tale sign of gas. The “PHHHHEEERRR” sound that erupted from his bum was bitter-sweet. But it left me smiling too, so I pressed that poopy diaper into his baby book:)
The definition of a faithful wife is the woman who makes the cross sign before leaving the house to go to her lover. The best jokes for couples British researchers have determined that 50% of Americans have an extramarital relationship. This means that if you don’t have it, your wife doe...
and there are signs ALL OVER the parking lot warning that it is for customers only and towing is enforced. (We are next door to the local Veterans Affairs office, so we’re technically on government property, and they are INCREDIBLY strict about it.) We don’t even have that big of a...