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“Well I didn't know it would fly right off its hinges, did I” I said. "I just gave it really good kick and that's what ___."Just then the kids came running upstairs and appeared behind me."What happened Mummy What was that crashing""It's okay kids. Daddy got locked in the...
t always make sense. What do they mean How do we use them And where did they come from Idioms are phrases and sentences that do not mean exactly what they say. Even if you know the meaning of each word you see or hear, you may not understand the idiom because you don’t understand...
We’re going to tell you one anyways! What did the poo say to the fart? “You blow me away!” If your toddler is reaching the bathroom humor phase of life, chances are that they find these jokes hilarious! And while a little bit of poo humor is okay, most parents like to try ...
But did you know that watching funny videos can actually help you learn English better? In this post, we’ve put together 12 funny English videos, so you can learn English while you laugh. Download: This blog post is available as a convenient and portable PDF that you can take anywhere....
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‘I know all that,’ murmurs Barry. ‘Then why did you invite a friend for supper?’ explodes Sarah. ‘Because the poor fool’s thinking about getting married,’ concludes Barry. 3. The Promise of Marriage The third one of the best marriage jokes is about Molly and Peter who have been...
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come up with an ingeniously funny name. There are sports teams, Mathlete groups, knitters associations, book clubs - literally any group of people that wants to be a team needs a memorable name. And if that was what you were looking for, we have some funny team name examples in here, ...