Get in the holiday spirit with these funny Christmas jokes for kids and adults. We have punny one-liners and even short quips about Santa, elves and reindeer.
college JOKES (random) Mrs.McKenzie was showing Corbett, the contractor, through the second floor of her new house to show him what colors to paint the rooms."I'd like the bathroom done in white!" Corbett walked over to the window and shouted, "Green up!Green up!" "I want the bedro...
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BLONDE JOKES! BLONDE blonde JOKES (random) Q. Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet? A. So she wouldn't wake up the sleeping pills. BLONDE VOTE!PRINT EMBED THE COMPLETE LIST OF FUNNY blonde JOKES: 1 - A blonde goes into work one morning crying her eyes out. Her boss...
“Oh, deer! Christmas is here!” Seed between the lines. England is the wettest country because many monarchs reigned there for many years. Why did the blind man always use paper cups?He has no need for glasses. What do you call a tariff on skin?A tax-a-dermis! Hundreds of...
While waiting at a cross walk for the light to change, a blonde asked why the signal was buzzing. When she was told that it was to let blind people know when the light was red, she replied, "What in the world are blind people doing driving?" ...
Funny Clean Police Jokes Police Officer in Court Q: Policeman, when you stopped the defendant, were the red and blue lights flashing on your police car?A: Yes. Q: Did the defendant say anything when she got out of her vehicle?A: Yes, sir. Q: What did she say?A: What disco am I...
The next bunch of our cat jokes is one-liners:What do you get when you cross a chick with an alley cat? A peeping tom. Why don’t cats play poker in the jungle? Too many cheetahs. What is a cat’s way of keeping law and order? Claw Enforcement. What is the name of the ...
If you're looking for a quick laugh or a massive stash of jokes to tell to your mates, we've got you covered. We've searched far and wide for the best funny jokes to get you laughing. Here are 233 gags to get you started!
Bad-but-good dad jokes Why did the deer go to the dentist? It had buck teeth. A cheese factory exploded in France. Da brie is everywhere! Where does a sheep go to get a haircut? The baa baa shop. Why did the poodle buy a clock? It wanted to be a watch dog. ...