Funny how the dialogue changes between adults after having a baby, especially when they’re “debating” an issue. You can say anything you want as long as you say it in baby voice. As if the baby’s saying it, not you. “Mommy was snorwing weal loud wast night.” Or, “It’d b...
Julius, raised by a scientist (Tony Jay), grows up humble, intelligent and strong, but very naive about the larger world. When Julius learns of his mother and brother, he heads to Los Angeles to find his family. Released: 1988 Directed by: Ivan Reitman Also ranks #2 on The Best...
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Funny, Clean French Jokes and Cartoons Mick was saying his prayers as his father passed by his bedroom door. ‘God bless Mummy, and God bless Daddy, and please make Rennes the capital of France.’‘Mick,’ said his father, ‘why do you want Rennes to be the capital of France?‘Because...
“A baby is born with a need to be loved- and never outgrows it.” -Frank A. Clark “A baby has shining eyes. It walks open-hearted into the world and spreads magic.” -Sigrid Leo “A baby’s cry is precisely as serious as it sounds.” -Jean Liedloff ...
Twitter used to be a place where I could get my thoughts out without second-guessing myself, but the more my account grows, the more I doubt and question everything I write. I didn’t think this tweet was anything special, it was just a true account of something in my life. It made...
no phones at the table, no screaming, don’t call daddy asshole, shuT-UPAndersons can we eat a family meal together without rules, junior give me your bb-gundon’t try to upsell me take-out window dudette, just burgers, don’t fuck up junior put on your protector, get your shoulde...
Hey baby, I must be a light switch, cuz every time I see you, you turn me on! Are you a beaver? Cause daaaaam! I hope your day has been as beautiful as you are. Is your father Little Caesar? Cause you look Hot 'n Ready. ...
a高先生长得比较矮,也比较胖,但是却很有趣 Gao Xian grows quite short, also quite is fat, but very is actually interesting[translate] amazing images that you've seen 我不可能相信您看見了那![translate] a国家“211工程”重点大学 Country “211 projects” top university[translate] ...
25. What grows faster during human pregnancy? Answer: Hair and nails. 26. How much food is wasted throughout the world each year? Answer: 1 billion metric tons. 27. What is the “new car smell?” Answer: Scent of more than one dozen chemicals. ...