Tuesday is only the beginning of the week. It’s Tuesday and its a long week to go! Sharing some crazy and hilarious Tuesday Morning Funny Quotes Sayings, Pictures and Images to tickle your funny bone! Related:Funny Tuesday Memes A lot of busy days till the weekend are still left, but ...
Collection of Funny Tuesday Quotes & Sayings “Live every day like it’s Taco Tuesday.” “After Tuesday, even the calendar goes W – T – F.” “When Monday seemed like five days rolled up into one, and you realize you have to get through four more.” “Hitting snooze on your alarm...
and sits next to an elderly woman. She looks the man up and down and says, ‘I’ve got news for you. You’re going straight to hell.’ The man jumps up out of his seat and shouts, ‘Oh no, I’m on the wrong bus, I wanted to go to Baltimore.’ ...
BestNational Lampoon’s Christmas Vacationquotes from cousin Eddie 11. “And if it wouldn’t be too much, I’d like to get something for you, Clark… something real nice.”— Cousin Eddie 12. “If only I had that money Catherine and I gave to that TV preacher who was screwin that h...
Jokes About Cartoon, Fairytale and Other Famous Characters ~ Funny Cartoon Jokes - Santa's helpers are subordinate clauses. - Cinderella would be bad at football. Her coach was a pumpkin. - When Einstein stared at his cousin's boobs, he discovered 'Theory of Relative Titty'. ...
189. "I swear I thought she was my second cousin" 190. "I drill your ass" 191. "Only a game" 192. "It's your funeral" 193. "Want a party?" 194. "I'll roast you" 195. "You gotta be kidding" 196. "You want some of this" ...
My mom never served lamb–and it goes back to a true story of when she was a young girl living on a farm. She made a pet out of a cute little lamb, and… well, you know the rest of the story. My uncle named a calf after me (and another one after my cousin RuthAnn), but ...
Here are a dozen or so useful pieces of advice designed to put you in a reflective mood. These sayings are not strictly jokes but offer a useful change of pace as you flick through Will and Guy’s humor site. I’ve learned that whatever hits the fan will not be evenly distributed. ...