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339. “If you are the smartest person in the room, then you are in the wrong room.”– Confucius 340. “A smile is a curve that sets everything straight.”— Phyllis Diller 341. “It is sad to grow old but nice to ripen.”– Brigitte Bardot 342. “It is a common delusion that...
52. “You cannot open a book without learning something.”―Confucius 53. “A book is a gift you can open again and again.”―Garrison Keillor 54. “A good book is an education of the heart.”―Susan Sontag 55. “A book is a garden, an orchard, a storehouse, a party, a company...
Confucius Say: ‘Confucius he says: Man with one watch always knows what time it is – Man with two watches never sure.’ Letter of the Month – Dear Abby Dear Abby, I have never written to you before, but I really need your advice. I have suspected for some time now that my wife...
Confucius says, ‘Man who sinks into woman’s arms; soon has his arms in woman’s sink.’ Married couples, who love each other, tell each other a thousand things without talking. – Chinese Proverb Marriage is like wine – It gets better with age. – Dudley Moore Successful marriage requ...
Confucius 36. “Goal setting is similar to traveling from point A to point B within a city. If you clearly understand what the goal is, you will definitely reach the destination because you know its address.“ Thomas Abreu 37. “Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.“ ...
Real knowledge is to know the extent of one’s ignorance. ~Confucius Two wrongs don’t make a right, three lefts do. Two guys walked into a bar, the third one ducked. The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. ...
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“It does not matter how slowly you go as long as you do not stop.”— Confucius “Everything you've ever wanted is on the other side of fear.”— George Addair “You become what you believe.”— Oprah Winfrey “Believe you can and you're halfway there.”— Theodore Roosevelt ...
The man who asks a question is a fool for a minute, the man who does not ask isa fool for life. —Confucius 821 Ignorance is servitude, because as a man thinks, so he is; a man who does not think for himself and allows himself to be guided by the thought of another is like the...