“51. Whoever is in charge of making sure I don’t get in trouble you’re fired!” “52. Common sense is a flower that does not grow in everyone’s garden!” “53. I have 3 sides. 1. The quiet and sweet side. 2. The fun and crazy side. 3. The side you never want to se...
Funny Sayings about Life Half the world is composed of idiots, the other half of people clever enough to take indecent advantage of them. - Walter Kerr Happiness is the china shop; love is the bull. - H. L. Mencken Heaven must be an awfully dull place if your best friends end up els...
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“Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it.” ~Anonymous “One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.”~George Carlin “If I’m not back infive minutes, just wait longer.” ~Ace Ventura “Accept who you are. Unless you’re a serial killer.” ~...
360. “A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing.”– William James 361. “A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on.”– Winston Churchill 362. “High heels were invented by a woman who had been kissed on the forehead.”– Christoph...
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360. “A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing.”– William James 361. “A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on.”– Winston Churchill 362. “High heels were invented by a woman who had been kissed on the forehead.”– Christoph...
Think of one of your favorite comical characters from fiction. What sayings, habits, physical gestures, and other quirks make up their ‘shtick’? Think of Douglas Adams’ aliens, who torture humans with their terrible poetry. Talking of characterization, remember that even humor writing has to ...