NO.1 冷笑话≠cold jokes 外国人听到cold jokes 多半会认为 是一种 让你全身发冷的笑话 外国人的冷笑话这么说: 冷笑话=dry jokes dry除了干燥的 还表示: 表面上严肃,但是隐藏着笑点的幽默 dry=冷幽默的 He has a dry sense of humor. 他很有冷幽默细胞 NO.2 真搞笑≠ That's funny 如果觉得别人的笑话...
Clean Men JokesMen Are Like………..Men Are Like Blenders. You need one, but you’re not quite sure why. Men Are Like Commercials. You can’t believe a word they say. Men Are Like Computers. Hard to figure out and never have enough memory. Men Are Like Government Bonds. They take...
It was too cold out Tide. Score: 1 Share: Last night I paused the film to make a cup of tea. I’ve now lost my job at the cinema. Score: 3 Share: Critics are to authors what dogs are to lamp-posts. Score: 2 Share: The two most important jobs in America are ...
哈哈,中国人学英语会说中式英语,原来外国人也会说英式汉语啊。 小伙伴们,你们是不是也把冷笑话说成cold jokes,赶紧改过来! NO.1 冷笑话≠cold jokes 外国人听到cold jokes 多半会认为 是一种 让你全身发冷的笑话 外国人的冷笑话这么说: 冷笑话=dry jokes dry除了干燥的 还表示: 表面上严肃,但是隐藏着笑点...
20 Knock Knock Jokes For Kids Knock knock.Who’s there?The interrupting cow.The interrupting...MOOOOOOO! Knock, knock!Who’s there?Lettuce.Lettuce who?Lettuce in, it’s cold outside. Knock, knock!Who’s there?Deja vu.Deja vu who?Knock knock!
Because they always know when your eating outside !... More ›› 35 - What did the maggot say to another ? What's a nice maggot like you doing in a joint like this !... More ›› 36 - What did the spider say to the fly ? We're getting married do you want to come ...
Again, John was concerned about the plates, as his appeared to have tiny specks around the edge that looked like dried egg and asked: 'Are you sure these plates are clean?' Without looking up the old man said: 'I told you before, Sonny, those dishes are as clean as cold water can ...
One Liners and Short Jokes Did you know that left handed people have a better chance of finishing an exam than people with no hands? My father hates Thanksgiving. It's all about the stuffing. He says it smells like day-old socks. ...
This one is Will and Guy’s favorite one among these Halloween jokes. As a boy, the above yarn as told by my Uncle John would enthrall us children on a cold wet autumn night. (We celebrated the 5th of November, not Halloween) At a distance of 50 years, I find it only moderately ...
SCHOOL JOKES! SCHOOL school JOKES (random) An ideal homework excuse Teacher: Where is your homework? Pupil: I loaned it to a friend, but he suddenly moved away SCHOOL VOTE!PRINT EMBED THE COMPLETE LIST OF FUNNY school JOKES: 1 - Introductory Chemistry was taught at Duke University for many...