In Wrightstown, NJ there’s a towing company named Hookers Towing. There’s a waxing hair removal service that specializes in Brazilians in Watchung named The Pretty Kitty. How about Peeping Tom’s Window Cleaning out of Woodbridge. The owner himself called in, and no his name isn’t Tom....
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And…. “Please avoid coca watering, cream cleaning, wet towel wrapping, and ironing drying.” Classic Examples of Franglais Phrases Coup de grace – A lawn mower.La deviation pour chauffeur de camion – My driver likes camels. Moi aussi – I am an Australian. Pas de deux? – Father of...
Wile E. is the reasonI can’t just let Ruby out in the back yard to do her thing, whilst I go on about my business fixing breakfast or dinner. The local coyotes will ghost right over your six- or eight-foot backyard wall and take off with your dwarfish dog. At any rate…we make...
While cleaning the attic, Joan and Harry found an old stub for some shoes they left at the repair shop 10 years ago. They thought it would be funny to go to the shop and see if the shoes were still there. So they did. They handed the stub to the repair man who took it and look...
Wonder-Cleaning-Lady showed up at the dooralong about 4:30, just as I was about to plop my exhausted a$$ in an easy chair. Well, I sure as heck can’t complain about this wonderful woman. All I can say isi can’t believe that woman cleans not one, not two, but THREE houses in...
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A tribesman sheepishly puts up his hand and admits: "I ate the cleaning lady." Enraged, the chief slaps the man and yells: "You fool! We've been eating department heads, marketing executives and efficiency consultants for weeks and nobody noticed. Then you had to go and eat someone ...
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Autumn is a season for big decisions – like whether or not it’s too late to start spring cleaning. This autumn we have seen falling leaves and rising gas prices. We’re raking it up while the oil companies are raking it in. I got tired of looking at all those leaves in my yard,...