Give a man a bottle of wine, he drinks for a day. Teach a man to make wine, he'll always have lots of friends I know I'm not a showy politician... I don't go drinking in parliament's bars. I don't wear my heart on my sleeve, I just get on with the job in front of ...
Well funny and wine are complementary words that work together just as socks and shoes. However, just to add a bit of extra fun element to it one can serve wines in the glasses with hilarious sayings. This will surely double the charm of the wine and will provide an extra kick. You ca...
Halloween is the third biggest holiday for retail salesWhile Americans spend an average of $75 on Halloween, they spend more on merchandise for Christmas, Mother’s Day, Valentine’s Day, and Easter. I find it hard to believe, but even Father’s Day sales outstrip those of Halloween. Psyc...
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Benjamin, Says ‘Grace’ Before Christmas Lunch The whole family bowed their heads in preparation. He began his prayer, thanking God for all his friends, naming them one by one. Then he thanked God for Mummy, Daddy, brother, sister, Grannie, Grampy, and all his aunts and uncles. Benjamin...
“Even though we’re a week and a half away from Thanksgiving, it’s beginning to look a lot like Christmas.”— Richard Roeper “Some family trees bear an enormous crop of nuts.”— Wayne Huizenga “There is no such thing as fun for the whole family.¨— Jerry Seinfeld ...
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The wine is doing its thing I'm drunk, happy, perhaps a bit crazy My mind says goodbye and goes ding-a-ling ~ Quotescoop.com ~ No. 8 … of the Type Short Christmas Poem This funny Christmas poem is a take off from a very sad Christmas song. However, do not let that dampen your...
Welcome to The SippingTHIS Shop where you can get fun wine-themed gifts for wine lovers. If you like funny wine related quotes, you'll fall in love with all of our uniquely witty sayings. We've got party coasters, leather coasters, funny wine t-shirts, e
Dreaming of a wine Christmas? Lucky for you, there’s something under theChristmas treethat’ll get you into the spirit. Hopefully yourfamily portraitturned out better than ours.Happy holidays! It’s that time of year again — time to get elfed up.Happy holidaysand head over to our place...