You can do Christmas shopping for 20 relatives on December 24 in 20 minutes.No wonder men are happier.More Funny Jokes About MenDrive-Through ATM: Male / Female ProceduresA sign in the Bank Lobby reads: “Please note that this Bank is installing new Drive-through teller machines enabling ...
Another spokesman for the Ministry of Tourism who declined to be named told journalists at a major press conference held in the ballroom of a Motel 6 that at Christmas time, “all two of our brand-new hotels will have a decorated tree from which Santa Claus will be hung in ...
The image of Aykroyd, drunk and suicidal in a Santa suit on Christmas Eve, says more about the realities (and brutalities) of Wall Street than a hundred financial-crash docs – and means that when he and his erstwhile rival pull together for the big climactic switcheroo, you’re firmly ...
Foreman:“I’ll give you that, but tell me then, how did he know me and call me by my name?” Me:“[Foreman], it’s on the badge pinned to the front of your shirt.” 378 0 FacebookReddit And This Is Why We Do The Thing ...
We know. This is pretty much the most potentially off-putting Christmas rom-com ever made. And yet, there’s a reason why Richard Curtis’ unapologetic orgy of tired genre tropes has been seriously debated by more people than universal healthcare — why any comprehensive overview of these movi...
As Christmas drew near, however, Matthew failed to stay after school each day. I looked forward to his coming, and when the days passed and he continued to scamper from the room after class, I stopped him one afternoon and asked him why he no longer helped me in the room. I told him...
t been trained on — saw me run for the back room, ducked out of the kitchen under the guise of getting more fries out of the freezer, and went to find my brother. [Brother], who knew my anxiety better than anyone else, turned as purple as his shirt, thanked my coworker, and ...
don’t try to upsell me take-out window dudette, just burgers, don’t fuck up Betty if you go to the bathroom, you must come back to the table, be a grown-upJames junior eat what’s on your plate you’re not getting something else sonten three-quarter-pound burgers with plain-...
My dad would always use it as an all-pupose silly answer to questions like "What am I going to get for christmas?" Still makes me laugh. Kim Siever / September 28, 2005 1:55 PM Dink. Oh, that brings back memories. dv / September 30, 2005 2:56 AM doppelganger Ryan / September ...
Australia Post is responsible for many bungles including but not limited to missing parcels, Christmas presents that arrive a year late, and these unapologetically deranged uniforms from the 1960s: It’s not a dress, it’s a tunic Kill me What they’re not responsible for is your missing ba...