Celebrate the holidays with the best Christmas movie quotes from classic and funny holiday films like 'Elf,' 'Christmas Vacation, 'The Polar Express' and more.
135. “Halloween is the beginning of the holiday shopping season. That’s for women. The beginning of the holiday shopping season for men is Christmas Eve.”— David Letterman 136. “Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you...
“How did the ornament get addicted to Christmas? He was hooked on trees his whole life.” — Unknown, 50 Funny, Clean Christmas Jokes That Will Get You In The Holiday Spirit Tagged: Christmas Jokes, Christmas “Why does the average woman reportedly want beauty more than brains? Because...
Also ranks #1 on Every Movie From The 'Despicable Me' Franchise, Ranked By Fans 4 Elf Will Ferrell, James Caan, Bob Newhart 26 votes Buddy the Elf (Will Ferrell) leaves Santa's workshop in search of his real father only to bring the Christmas spirit back into people's lives along the...
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Funny Quotes From Famous People Table of contents “I am so clever that sometimes I don’t understand a single word of what I am saying.” ~Oscar Wilde “I once spent a year in Philadelphia, I think it was on a Sunday.” ~W. C. Fields Only dumb people try to impress smart people...
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Mike Bowe sent us this excerpt from a famous UK chat show. Parkinson: ‘Spike Milligan, welcome to the show.’ Spike (Face like thunder): ‘I’ve got a complaint.’ Parkinson (Warily): ‘What is it?’ Spike: ‘Leprosy.’ Funny Christmas Poem by Spike Milligan We wouldn’t miss men...
5 CleanChristmas Quotes: After discussing multiple short Christmas stories, let’s move on to a few Christmas quotes: ‘Merry Christmas,NearlyEverybody!’Ogden Nash ‘Happy, happy Christmas, that can win us back to the delusions of our childhood days, recall to the old man the pleasures of ...