It was a cold and misty Christmas morning in the very depth of Winter after a heavy fall of snow and only one farmer and the minister managed to arrive at the church for the morning service. “Well”, said the clergyman “’I guess there’s no point in having a service today.”“We...
The minister of the church was giving a Thanksgiving service. A ragged man in the audience asked, ‘What is there to be thankful for?’ Surprised, the minister replied, ‘What is your name, sir?’‘Cause,’ was the reply. ‘Well Cause, you could be thankful for your healthy body…’...
Word spread around the school. Pretty soon, all but one classroom had booked Dad for reading — and the one that didn’t book him had specialized testing they couldn’t skip. He spent the day reading age-tailored Christmas poems and stories to the whole school, from kindergarten to sixth ...
For family and friend, And for Christmas, at dinner; They'll eat turkey again. - Diane Lefebvre When a turkey, who yearly escapes From his owner's Thanksgiving plate, Was asked to reveal Why he's never a meal He said, "That much of a turkey I ain't!" ...
Word spread around the school. Pretty soon, all but one classroom had booked Dad for reading — and the one that didn’t book him had specialized testing they couldn’t skip. He spent the day reading age-tailored Christmas poems and stories to the whole school, from kindergarten to sixth...
After recipe, poems are also part of our marriage jokes. A Funny Marriage Poem: Yes, I’ll Marry You by Pam Ayres Yes, I’ll marry you, my dear,And here’s the reason why;So I can push you out of bedWhen the baby starts to cry,And if we hear a knockingAnd it’s creepy and...
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while I had to settle for Epcot's cheap sensation,with those alien tourists clutching their VISA Cards.I should be glad if they're trampled to death. Royal Rhodes is retired and living in the rural farmland of Ohio. His poems have appeared in: Snakeskin Poetry, Ekphrastic Review Challenge,...
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