Funny Quotes About Love, Relationship, and Marriage Table of contents A man in love is not complete until he is married. Then he is finished. ~Zsa Zsa Gabor My wife is really sentimental. One Valentine’s Day I gave her a ring and to this day she has never forgotten those three little...
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husbandwifedeathbeddyingmarriedelderlypromisemarriage jokessenior jokes DislikeLike Continue Reading A Religious Dip in the Lake A rabbi and a priest went for a walk in the park, and strolled by a large lake. Suddenly the rabbi said: "Let's go in and do some 'baptism', the water looks re...
As a religious person, the overwhelming focus on Santa, by others of the Christian faith,bafflesme. I’m not even sure I want todothe Santa thing, because I feel the emphasis has become so skewed in favor of a cartoon character and materialism overthe birth of theMessiah.Several years ago...
Marriage is a great institution, but I’m not ready for an institution. ~Mae West He taught me housekeeping; when I divorce I keep the house. ~Zsa Zsa Gabor Marriage to me brings out the best in a woman: chastity. Behind every successful man is his woman. Behind the fall of a succe...
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Marriage is one of the most important and critical choices to make in life. Make a good one! 61. “You cannot soar with the eagles as long as you hang out with the turkeys.” -Joel Osteen This quote is so true. There’s not much you can learn about an eagle from a turkey; the...
Some jokes about God do not have to be Jewish and, in fact, have appeared in both Jewish and Christian collections of humor. Despite major and minor disagreements among the faiths, common themes such as suffering, human fallibility, and asking God ''why'' all arise through jokes. One ...