12 Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road Before The Farmer A man decided to start a chicken farm and brought 24 to get started. A week later he bought another 24 and another 24 the week after that. When his friend asked how his chicken farm was coming along the man replied, “Not one ...
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If you're looking for a quick laugh or a massive stash of jokes to tell to your mates, we've got you covered. We've searched far and wide for the best funny jokes to get you laughing. Here are 233 gags to get you started! Dad Jokes 1. At the bank a lady asked me to check ...
farmer JOKES (random) The farmer's son was returning from the market with the crate of chicken's his father had entrusted to him, when all of a sudden the box fell and broke open.Chickens scurried off in different directions, but the determined boy walked all over the neighborhood scooping...
A chicken crossing the road: poultry in motion. The United States has never lost a war in which mules were used. Give a man a fish, and he’ll eat for a day. Give a fish a man, and he’ll eat for weeks! Toshihiro Kawabata The second mouse gets the cheese. Milkman, please close...
1. Max's funny jokes___us laugh.2. The chicken is very delicious! I can't___how much I like it.3. Please take a notebook to___what you hear and see. 相关知识点: 试题来源: 解析 1. made 2. describe 3. write down 1. "Made" 表示使,让,符合句意,表示Max的笑话使我们发笑。
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What do you call a hen who counts her own eggs? – A mathema-chicken. Algebra Jokes for Kids Jokes about algebra for math class or homework time. What did 2n+1 say to 2n? – I literally can’t even. Why was the student afraid of the y-intercept? – She thought she’d be stung...