AtSchool, the teacher asked Jimmy, “Why is your cat at school today Jimmy?” Jimmy replied crying, “Because I heard my daddy tell my mommy, ‘I am going to eat that p*ssy once Jimmy leaves forschooltoday!’” How I Hit On A Woman ...
the opportunity to communicate their opinions and live out their dreams via the miracle of modern communication. Here you’ll find dogs dropping subtle hints about walk time, lamenting the arrival of their new brother or sister, and even crying out for help. These pictures are every pet's ...
You can enhance the positive experience by finding some cheer-up cat memes. What can be better than the fluffy cuties, wishing you (of your gloomy friend) good luck or cracking cool jokes? Well, even if the whole group of your friends feels good, it does not prevent you from having som...
She scooped up the cat and swung him onto her shoulder. He perched there with the balance of a bird, his paws tangled in her hair as if it were knitting yarn; and yet, despite these amiable antics, it was a grim cat with a pirate's cutthroat face; one eye was gluey-blind, the o...
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Or why the alphabet is in that order? If you throw a cat out a car window does it become kitty litter? Why doesn’t glue stick to the inside of the bottle? And if you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? But all these curiosities pale in comparison to our most puzzling mystery...
The back porch, despite its crying need for a clean-up job, is a lot more pleasant than AJ’s front patio. By far. Ohhhh how I miss The Little Guy. That’s what SDXB used to call the proprietor of the coffeeshop we used to habituate, across the parking lot from the Walmart up...
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I don’t know what it is about potty training, but each time I tried to sit the girls down in the beginning, they would protest or get bored; I would hear Thomas crying from the other room, feel pulled in two directions, and just break down. Perhaps I’m just used to quick success...
Six kittens abandoned by their mum have found an unlikely replacement – a pet rabbit. The tiny kittens were left all alone after their mum decided she couldn’t be bothered feeding them. They were taken in by a veterinary nurse Melanie Humble, who thought her own cat would mother them, ...