Sink your teeth into these funny bagel jokes! They're sure to make you laugh! These funny bagel jokes are just plain hilarious! And if you enjoyed them, why not take a look at ourBread Jokes? We've also got these funnySandwich Jokes, they're a loaf of fun! And doughnut leave until...
Real-life examples: If your leg falls asleep, you will probably walk funny. Two tomatoes that grow together to make one tomato might have a funny shape. Used in a sentence: I think the speakers might be broken because the music sounds funny. Where does funny come from? The first record...
How do you fix a broken tomato? Stick it with a little ketchup! Why can’t dinosaurs clap when they read funny kid jokes? –Because they have been dead for 65 million years! Jokes that are funny but also surprising Two muffins were in an oven. One turned to the other and said, “...
Funny jokes kids At school: –Johnny, why do fish live in salt water? Because pepper makes them sneeze. How do you fix a broken tomato? Stick it with a little ketchup! Why can’t dinosaurs clap when they read funny kid jokes? –Because they have been dead for 65 million years! Joke...
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I work for the local police and while I was sitting in my broken down car in the station car park, trying to get it started, one of my colleagues reversed into me and then arrested me for reckless driving. " police colleagues receptionists coworkers Dislike Like Continue Reading Quizze...
Clean English Jokes! Jokes for English Language Learners Teachers often use jokes in the ESL/EFL classroom to teach culture, grammar, and vocabulary. Here are some of the jokes you can use to learn or teach English. Enjoy and have a lot of FUN 🙂 ...
When I touch my arm, ouch! It hurts… When I touch my leg, ouch! it hurts… When I touch my head, ouch! It hurts… When I touch my chest, ouch! it really hurts!” The Doctor replies: “Your finger is broken.” Why don’t blondes call 911 in an emergency?
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Do you want to know how to fix a broken tomato? With tomato paste! My belt was arrested... For holding up my pants! It was an emotional wedding... Even the cake was in tiers! Are all maths jokes bad? No, just sum! I paid a large group of deer to do some work... ...