seconds, and troll for hilarious photos of cats around the clock. But they can also break up with you, out of nowhere, from miles away. But if you aren't the dumpee, there's lots of enjoyment to be found, and these bad breakup texts will look more like regularfunny text messages. ...
So it goes without saying that after a particularly rough breakup, the ex girlfriend and ex boyfriend text messages will flow through you like hate flowing through Emperor Palpatine. Whether you want them to come back to your loving arms, or you want them to fall in a ditch, check out ...
Sending sweet notes to your loved one is always pleasing to find the best SMS collection here. SMS mentioned on this page are available in both Urdu and English languages. Send these beautiful messages to your family and friends as this is one of the huge SMS compilations. This page has al...
"But it's nothing. Just messages I leave with the answering service so Mr. O'Shaughnessy will know for sure that I've been up there. Sally tells me what to say, things like, oh, 'there's a hurricane in Cuba' and 'it's snowing in Palermo.' Don't worry, darling," she said, m...
One day, I got a text from one of my fellow residents. Resident:“Hey, I lost my inhaler, and I need to pick up a new one. It’s ready at [Place]. Could you give me a ride this Saturday to pick it up?” I Googled [Place] and learned that it was the major hospital in th...
Funny Valentine’s Day Messages: Valentine’s Day is the time to celebrate love. So obviously, you can take this chance to show affection for the family members who always love you. After all, they are the ones who teach you the meaning of love and will always be there for you no mat...
One story heard by Will and Guy is that of “Jack the Treacle Eater”. The legend tells us that Jack was a local runner whose role was to carry messages for the Messiter family of Barwick Park, to London and back; we were told that he trained on treacle, to keep him going and henc...
JennaMarbles is popularly known for her comedy, commentaries, honesty, appeal to feminism, and the positive messages in her videos. Her YouTube channel got a break out from her outstanding show titled “How to trick people into thinking you’re good looking.” ...
I hate it when people text “Call me.” I’m going to start calling people and as soon as they answer I’ll say “text me,” then hang up. Denial, Anger, Bargaining, Depression, Acceptance… The five stages of waking up. I never thought I’d be one of those people that hit the...
Valentine’s Day doesn’t have to be serious. If you’re more into giving the best laughs than a bouquet of roses, here are a fewfunny Valentine’s Daymessagesyou might want to borrow. Thanks for always putting up with my lackluster efforts for Valentine’s Day. ...