Also featured in:Funny Quotes,Funny Work Quotes,Demotivational Quotes,Boss Quotes 197 0 Download 15 Wallpapers 3. “Sometimes I’ll start a sentence and I don’t know where it’s going. I just hope to find it somewhere along the way. Like an improv conversation. An improversation.” ...
These Funny Office Quotes are here to help you get through the workday with a smile on your face. Let's face it...work can be a real drag. Your fellow employees, your boss, the commute...it's enough to drive you crazy. This list of hilarious office quotes will help you lighten u...
Quotes about minions:They are cute and lovely. They are really funny. These things make people laugh. They mock each other. In front of their boss, they look honest. They help their boss. They follow the rules. It’s a team. Many people love minions now, and there are now a lot of...
"If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the next morning you will have a flat tire."~ Cannon’s Law “It takes less time to do a thing right, than it does to explain why you did it wrong.”— Henry Wadsworth Longfellow “The easiest job in...
Funny sarcastic quotes about work 90. “I send pointless emails late at night to impress coworkers.”– Unknown 91. “Please submit your ideas to me today so I can submit them as my owntomorrow.”– Unknown 92. “There’s no better vacation than my boss being on vacation.”– Unknown...
Also featured in: Funny Work Quotes, Demotivational Quotes, Boss Quotes, Funny Office Quotes 24. “The successful man is the one who finds out what is the matter with his business before his competitors do.” — Roy L. Smith Also featured in: Inspirational Quotes for Work, Prosperity Quote...
The Boss Baby: Family Business James Marsden, Amy Sedaris, Jeff Goldblum 9 votes Now adults, Tim Templeton is a stay-at-home dad for two adorable daughters, while his estranged brother, Ted, is a big-shot CEO. They come together in an unexpected way when they take a magical formula that...
Day 0 Character of the Day nominations Week 0 Character of the Week nominations Month 0 Character of the Month nominations Comment Groups Votes Fav 20 Up 1 Down 1 Love 6 Hate 1 Profile Funny Odoodo is a character from the H-Game Alice Parade ~ Futari no Arisu to Fushigi no Otome-...
“Mail your packages early so the Post Office can lose them in time for Christmas.”– Johnny Carson “When a man steals your wife there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.”– Sacha Guitry “There’s no better vacation than my boss being on vacation.”– Unknown ...
Work is a necessity for man. Man invented the alarm clock. ~Pablo Picasso Show me a man who is a good loser and I'll show you a man who is playing golf with his boss. ~Jim Murray Leaving you with one last funny quote about work, "If you think your boss is stupid, remember: yo...