Of course this was a long time ago, and until last week I hadn't seen Joe Bell in several years. Off and on we'd kept in touch, and occasionally I'd stopped by his bar when passing through the neighborhood; but actually we'd never been strong friends except in as much as we were...
But when you think about it, there are so many kinds of “funny” and what’s funny to one person might not be funny to someone else. Obvi. When I’m auditioning for a comedy,if a CD reports back: “She wasn’t funny”is becauseI’mnot funny or the material isn’t funnyor the...
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Fast forward to last Saturday night when I was on my Volunteer shift. Paramedics rushed in a 60-year old fit, otherwise healthy Man who’d choked on piece of steak. He’d been at the steak restaurant with his wife… the steak restaurant they’d go to every Saturday night. The Man had...
57. “Truth hurts. Maybe not as much as jumping on a bicycle with a seat missing, but it hurts.”—Lt. Frank Drebin 58. “I used to sell furniture for a living. The trouble was, it was my own.”—Les Dawson 59. “The only thing that separates us from the animals is our abilit...
so to speak. It could also be that we get a sort of high to think that someone could be so stupid to come up with such an abominable example of a one-liner. You know, a chance to feel smarter-than-thou, which isn't a frequent occurrence to some of us. Ignorance is always funny...
I do, pick me. When I threw all those things away and moved all the other stuff that was left on the bottom shelf made me question every cleaning bone in my body. It was disgusting. When I handed them off to my roomie she even said “holy crap”. I said “just shut up and clea...
Nothing to update on Facebook. So pretend that you are busy at a party. I tried to be awesome today; I was tired of being awesome yesterday. Nothing hurts more than you go to unfriend someone but find they have beaten you to it. ...
Here are some innovative Dodgeball team names ideas that are sure to make you the talk of the field. The Dodgy Birds The Human Targets Hard to Hit Guns N' Balls Hit Squad Raw Power Los Pollos Hermanos Killer Bees The Eliminators The Defenders The Mean Machine Ouch! That Hurts!! The ...
Injecting a touch of humor into your birthday message not only showcases your unique bond but also brings a wide smile to your brother’s face. In this light-hearted article, we’ve compiled a collection of funny birthday wishes that are sure to tickle your brother’s funny bone. Whether ...