these funny birthday wishes are guaranteed to make their celebration one for the books. So get ready to unleash your comedic genius and bring a smile to your best friend’s face with
These are the funny happy birthday wishes you use for anyone who is getting up there in years. Or just that middle age good friend who seems a little more achy than they used to be… Perfect for your crotchety old grandpa who happens to be the birthday boy, or for your fun aunt who ...
60.I covet your eyes, my dear daughter. Today is your day and I wish you a splendid birthday bash. Happiest birthday to you, my lovely teenage daughter. 61.We are trapped by the desires of our hearts; my teenage daughter, my wish for you is that your thoughts and wishes are guided ...
I hope after reading this article you have found some great 18th birthday wishes for brother that you can send to him. Wishing your brother a happy 18th birthday is a momentous occasion filled with joy and love. As he transitions into adulthood, it’s important to show him how much he me...
The duo play a pair of conmen who’ve been tricking the rich women of the French Riviera out of their fortunes before realising they share the same turf. Thus begins an increasingly ridiculous duel, with Caine’s buttoned-up Lawrence making the perfect foil for Martin’s goofball Freddy. ...
8. Thanks for being the kind of dad who stands beside their kid, even when they’re wrong. We both know I was wrong a lot. Happy birthday and I love you. 9. Listen up, because I’m only going to say this once (maybe twice) this year: I’m so thankful you’re my dad. Happy...
49. “Sometimes I wonder if men and women really suit each other. Perhaps they should just live next door and visit now and then.”— Katherine Hepburn 50. “An archeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets, the more interested he is in her.”— Agatha Christi...
while the Fates ran ahead with those winos & women,and the turista hostile and toilets untidyand the diners dirty, charging fortunes for chili.The others had a great time of it.At the end they made me travel all night,snatching a nap at an old Motel 6,while they pocketed shampoo and ...
All women have had somebad opening lineswhen they use dating apps. This will also give you an indication of what she likes and doesn’t like, so you can stay away from saying anything wrong in the future. Question #19: I once fell asleep on a strange man’s shoulder on a plane. Ph...
13. The Trump campaign has reportedly canceled a Women for Trump bus tour due to concerns over the coronavirus. Or, more likely, they realized that it probably wasn’t a great idea to remind women of Trump’ behavior on buses: 14. According to reports, President Trump’s campaign strategy...