92. “People ask me what I’d most appreciate getting for my eighty-seventh birthday. I tell them, a paternity suit.”— George Burns 93. “Pamper yourself on your birthday, as in a few years someone will put a damper on your birthday reminding you of your age.”— Byron Pulsifer 94...
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Here are some funny birthday sayings for your drinking buddies and BFFs. The only thing you need to do is interchange your favorite drink, cocktail, or spirit with almost any of these to perfectly tailor the card to the recipient. 83. Jagerbombs ...
221. “I quit high school on my birthday. It was my senior year and I didn’t see the point.”― Barry White 222. “I’m The Mariah Carey In School Filled Of Ariana’s” ― Tauase Segi Which of thesefunny yearbookquotes and sayings resonated with you best?
and hilarious sayings are the perfect pick-me-up after a long day of work or remedy for boredom. In fact, they may be just the trick to ward off your Sunday scaries! Once you enjoy these clever quotes and quips from comedic legends, feel free to share them with your friends and famil...
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you miss them. These quotes, captions, and sayings perfectly capture the undeniable relationship between siblings proving that your life is dull and boring without them. So, bookmark a few and let your partner in crime know how much you love, adore, and care for them in the most comical ...
54.“I am not responsible for what my face does when you talk.” 55.“Thanks for the birthday wishes from everyone who noticed my name today in the upper right corner of your Facebook page.” 56.“I’ve reached that age where my brain goes from ‘you probably shouldn’t say that to...