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Funny Birthday Quotes For Childhood Friend 91.“No wonder I’m unhappy. My twin forgot my birthday.”— Jerry Dennis 92. “People ask me what I’d most appreciate getting for my eighty-seventh birthday. I tell them, a paternity suit.”— George Burns 93. “Pamper yourself on your birthd...
For some people, the acceptance of old age is really hard. If you are a friend of someone who has just crossed the threshold of old age at 50, then use these 50th birthday jokes and birthday quotes as aids to cheer him up and make him feel that turning 50 isn’t all that bad at ...
Birthday Wishes for Boyfriend:Send your boyfriend the sweetest birthday wishes you can think of. You can choose from many cute and unique “happy birthday wishes for boyfriend” with awesome birthday images to share with him and make him happy on his special day. Even though it seems simple, ...
Cheers to a woman who stays young! (Only because she lies about her age) Happy Birthday! Happy Birthday. In dog years this would be heaven for you. Funny Happy Birthday Quotes for Men Cheers to an old man who still thinks he is young! Call it “experience” and enjoy your birthday, ...
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Funny inspirational quotes for work and life 1. “I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific.”– Lily Tomlin 2. “If at first you don’t succeed, thenskydivingdefinitely isn’t for you.”–Steven Wright ...
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Happy Birthday Quotes for Me 208.“The question isn’t who’s going to let me; it’s who’s going to stop me.” Ayn Rand 209.“I am no bird; and no net ensnares me: I am a free human being with an independent will.” Charlotte Brontë ...