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David Beckham perhaps is the most handsome and famous male athlete in the world, his wife Victoria is also very popular around the world, they are the beloved couple for the public. This couple has three boys, two year ago, they finally got their first daughter. People keep their eyes on...
Customer:“No, but it’s a kid’s birthday party! Obviously, we’d be bringing cake!” Me:“And that’s fine ma’am, but we don’t have the facilities to store the cakes for you. Customers who have booked our areas are provided with tables and chairs, but nowhere do we indicate ...
Incongruity is when something doesn’t belong with its surroundings or when it’s inconsistent with what we know about reality. The key word here is inconsistency. If something surprises us, it’s different from what we expect, but if something surprises us and also seems wrong, then it’s ...
My brother was pushing me in a stroller where I was sleeping when a lady came up to my mom. Lady:“This is a place of worship.” Mom:“What?” Lady:“It’s abnormal for boys to play with dolls. You shouldn’t have let your son bring his doll to church.” ...
Thanks toartist Mark Groaningfor sharing the image used with this poem. I gave him just the poem title, and he sent a few photos to choose from. This was the first that came through, which is the one I used, and it was perfect. ...
Mom:“So, if you don’t give my daughter a sports massage before she has to go get ready, I’m going to talk to your manager and get you fired.” My boss wasn’t even on-site because I was working that event, not her. If this lady made any complaint to the venue manager, it...
It took her another 18 years to smoke herself to death, but kill herself she did. She died in 1976, in agony, of cancer. On my birthday. *** She was terrified of getting cancer. She knew smoking was a cause of cancer. She had seen the brown gunk just one puff of burning tobacco...
Another tactic is to complete the formalities of welcoming the guests, thanking them for coming to help celebrate the wedding of your daughter. Then read a poem to steady your nerves before launching into the main part of your speech. As ever, preparation builds confidence, then reading your ...
This post has recently been updated with new Elf on the Shelf Ideas (the best ever!) We first posted this several years ago with our favorite ideas, and now it has even more funny, easy, and new ideas that are perfect for the holiday season. These daily